Re-watch your VHS of the Oscar-winning Julia Stiles rom-com The Prince And Me, because Prince Harry is on our shores and hearts are motherfucking AFLUTTER. Michelle Obama and Jill Biden surprised their guests at a White House Mother's Day ceremony when the Royal Ginger Apparated in front of the crowd.

Nicki Minaj Storms Off Idol Because Mariah's So Fucking Annoying

Anna Breslaw

1/24/13 9:00am

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After an adolescence spent singing Toby Keith covers at block parties and anxiously folding over the waistband of her Soffe shorts in the mirror every morning before school, just wishing she could wake up and be somebody, poor 20-year-old Georgia ingenue Summer Cunningham's big break on American Idol was overshadowed…

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Katy Perry Offers Robert Pattinson Refuge In Her Cupcake Décolletage

Anna Breslaw

7/28/12 11:30am

The plot thickens: pastry-breasted recent divorceé Katy Perry has invited her friend Robert Pattinson, cuckold, to "take a break" with her. A source says, "Katy has been a rock for Rob. She has reassured him she is very much there for him just as he was for her when she split from Russell." Reportedly Kristen Stewart…

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Mariah Carey Wins American Idol Diva Musical Chairs

Anna Breslaw

7/13/12 9:00am

You have doubtlessly shed a bitter tear over professional fishmouth Steven Tyler's departure from his post as an American Idol judge. Said Tyler in what could loosely be called a statement: "After some long…hard…thoughts…I've decided it's time for me to let go of my mistress 'American Idol' before she boils my…

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Adele! You're Even More Pregnant Than We Thought!

Anna Breslaw

7/10/12 9:00am

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ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her …

The Jackson Family Started Working On A Clothing Line A Week After Michael Died

Jenna Sauers

11/08/10 11:30am

Jackie, Tito, Jermaine, Marlon and Randy Jackson — and their late brother's estate — have an apparel line under the Jackson 5 name hitting stores in February. It naturally includes a version of the "Thriller" red leather jacket. [WWD]

Perez Hilton Finally Realizes He's An Asshole

Tracie Egan Morrissey

10/13/10 7:45pm

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Today in Tweet Beat, Perez Hilton releases a video after deciding that he needs to be nicer (or that he needs some more publicity), Randy Jackson hates Oprah, and Ramona Singer is finally releasing her own brand of Pinot Grigio.

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Katy Perry & Akon To Walk In Victoria Secret's Ridiculous Fashion Show

Margaret Hartmann

10/13/10 7:13pm

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Though Heidi Klum won't be part of this year's Victoria's Secret fashion show, the event will feature Katy Perry, Akon, and Adriana Lima in a $2 million diamond, sapphire and topaz bra.

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Katy Perry: "Speaking In Tongues Is As Normal To Me As Pass The Salt"

Dodai Stewart

8/03/10 9:00am

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Katy Perry, who grew up with a Christian minister father and sings about melting popsicles, tells Rolling Stone: "Speaking in tongues is as normal to me as 'Pass the salt.' It's a secret, direct prayer language to God." And:

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The Wedding Might Be Off For Bristol And Levi

Hortense Smith

7/31/10 10:30am

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Oh, dear. Bristol Palin has reportedly called off her engagement to Levi Johnston:

Is A Single Mom With Dreadlocks The Next American Idol?

Dodai Stewart

5/19/10 4:20pm

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As this season of American Idol winds down, 24-year-old Crystal Bowersox has a real chance at winning. Eight years ago, when Kelly Clarkson won, she fit a certain "American" ideal: The squeaky-clean, slightly goofy girl next door. But Crystal's different.

Limo Driver Says Naomi Hit Him; Lindsay Says Rehab Was "Like A Vacation"

Margaret Hartmann

3/02/10 7:30pm

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Naomi Campbell's driver says she hit him from behind and his head struck the steering wheel while they were on the road in Manhattan. When he pulled over, Naomi bolted from the SUV and police are still looking for her.

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Jennifer Aniston's Home For "Single" Ladies; Mel Gibson's On-Air Expletive

Dodai Stewart

2/03/10 9:00am

118

Jennifer Aniston is on the cover of Architectural Digest following the 2½ year overhaul of her home. But even though the mag is not a tabloid, it emphasizes Aniston's single status:

Randy Jackson Admits Jackson Family Reality Show Was A Mistake

Tracie Egan Morrissey

12/31/09 5:00pm

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Today in Tweet Beat, Randy Jackson says it was too soon after MJ's death to film a reality show, Michael Lohan is still talking shit on his ex, and Suze Orman gives car-purchasing advice.

Rosie & Wife Split; Randy & Al Claim Michael's Will Is Fake

Margaret Hartmann

10/21/09 7:30pm

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Rosie O'Donnell has confirmed the rumors that her five-year marriage to Kelli Carpenter is on the rocks. She said: "Kelli and I love each other very much and we are working on our issues..."

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Polanski Would Agree To House Arrest; Kate Plus 8 Will End In November

Margaret Hartmann

10/14/09 7:30pm

A Swiss tribunal is expected to rule on Roman Polanski's appeal to be freed from jail by the end of the week. Polanski's lawyer says he would be willing to stay under house arrest at his Swiss villa if released.

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It's A Girl For Heidi & No One For Sparkle Vamp

Dodai Stewart

10/13/09 9:00am

Finally, it's confirmed: Heidi Klum gave birth to a girl, Lou Samuel, on October 9 in L.A. (Her siblings are Johan, 2½ Henry, 5 and Leni, 5.) Seal says:

More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig

Margaret Hartmann

9/10/09 7:30pm

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This morning Lindsay Lohan posted an incoherent rant about Samantha Ronson on Twitter. She writes: "can you make an attempt to not ruin ANYTHI...zG positive that i have FINALLY deserved just to cry myself to sleep with your cheats, errors..."

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Emma's Orientation Documented By Paps; Details On Alleged Tila Tequila Assault

Dodai Stewart

9/08/09 9:00am

Emma Watson has arrived at Brown University… And so have the paparazzi:

Bikini-Clad Contestant Doesn't Appeal To Female Judges… Or Ryan Seacrest

Tracie Egan Morrissey

1/14/09 1:00pm

For some reason, it took eight seasons of American Idol for a girl to audition in a bikini. And it took new Idol judge Kara DioGuardi two minutes to be a bitch about it.