A new book written by a guy who almost definitely doesn't want Barack Obama to be reelected claims that while Barack…

Sarah Silverman, the voice of the post-2000 female id, has offered an indecent proposal to billionaire Mitt Romney…
Former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney has been awkwardly dancing all over opinion polls since it became clear…
Congress managed to get its act together enough today to pass a bill that will prevent interest rates on new student…
Today's health care decision really brought the idiot boys to the yard — and they're mad. So mad, in fact, that…
This morning, the Supreme Court caused Antonin Scalia's hairy head to rotate 360 degrees and gave liberals something…
If you thought Mitt Romney had a terrible sense of humor, just wait until you hear what truly unfunny shit his…

Obama Girl may be totally over the President, but that doesn't mean that America is done having crushes on its…

Somewhere in a quiet corner of the White House tonight, Barack Obama is no doubt weeping after learning that Amber…
Meet Caiden Cowger: He's a 14-year-old radio host who lives in West Virginia and is a rising star in the…
Remember Orly Taitz? She's awesomely terrible for a number of reasons. First, her names ORLY, like the thing the…
Today, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice predictably announced that she'll be supporting Mitt Romney in…
Remember all that crappy crap about women that Mitt Romney kept saying during the socially conservative pissing…
She may have academic credentials that match her Commander-in-Chief husband, the popular appeal of Madeleine…
Over his first month as the presumptive GOP nominee for President, Mitt Romney has tried his darndest to reach out…
After ridicule of Bristol Palin's hilariously stupid blog post about President Obama's evolving stance on gay…
WASHINGTON, DC - MAY 15: U.S. President Barack Obama (C) poses for photographs with the Major League Soccer…
President Obama's quest to become every American woman's personal BFF began shortly after his inauguration, when he…
In a harried effort to outdo TIME's "breastfeeding toddler" cover, Newsweek unveiled the cover of this week's issue:…