Prince Harry has not been having an especially relaxing time at the Invictus Games, the international Paralympic tournament he founded in 2014. Not only is everyone all up in his business about his first public appearance with his girlfriend Meghan Markle, but now a thieving little witch child is stealing his popcorn. …
So. Because my poor dog has suffered trauma this morning and still, you know, HAS A GODDAMN TICK HEAD INSIDE HER, I made her favorite food: popcorn!
There's not much to say about this other than: GIMME.
Hey, remember how yesterday popcorn was a magical antioxidant-packed wizard-snack that was saving everyone's life? Well now it's today. And today popcorn is all, "PSYCH!!! I'm eating yo brainz, ding-dongs!" This isn't new news, exactly—we've been hearing about the horrific respiratory issues among popcorn factory…
The American Chemical Society gathered in San Diego this week to discuss, uh, chemicals, I guess, and their findings are delicious.
On Friday the FDA released its proposed rules for calorie counts on menus at restaurants with 20 or more locations; booze and the delicious crap sold at movie theaters will be exempt from the requirement.