Former New York State Assemblyman and speaker Sheldon Silver is on trial for corruption, which is surprising, as…
Roanoke mayor David A. Bowers positioned himself as a true American on Wednesday afternoon, throwing his support…
“But when you give a feast, invite the poor, the crippled, the lame, the blind...” (Luke 14:13)
Grumpy old man and Democratic presidential candidate, Bernie Sanders, has earned the endorsement of Ronda Rousey.…
The Star Wars R2-D2 pump crafted by British shoe company Irregular Choice is, perhaps, the most hideous shoe ever…

Republican presidential candidate Carly Fiorina “visited” (via a live video feed) The View one week after hosts Joy…
Jeb Can Fix It, says Jeb Bush’s new campaign stationery and probably the cover of a sweet little cardboard baby book…
In an age of billionaire nerds with chips on their slumped shoulders, bros are often caricatured as beefy dipshits…
The Sun-Sentinel’s editorial board published a scathing assessment of Florida Senator and GOP presidential candidate…
Okay, it’s so annoying how there are like five different Halloween parties I have to go to, and I have to come up…

Lincoln, my sweet, humble wood stork: since the moment you stepped on that CNN debate stage 10 days ago, you were…
A 68-year-old man who legally changed his name to Santa Claus has been elected to the city council in North Pole,…
Former Rhode Island governor Lincoln Chafee, a mild-mannered gecko whom I long to take home and place in a well-lit…
Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang…
Would it make you like him more or less?

On Monday afternoon, Republican presidential candidate and noted privacy advocate Rand Paul announced that he would…
In a letter to the National Institutes of Health, Planned Parenthood Federation of America President Cecile Richards…
The drawn-out, horrifying fever dream that is Ben Carson’s response to the Oregon community college shooting has not…
