After Tom Brady's game on Monday night, maybe-cheating Gisele Bündchen called shotgun for the ride home while he was relegated to the back seat. (They have a driver.) Clearly we can infer that she is a castrating Brazilian super-harpy. [People]

Lohan's A "Living Doll" Says Ungaro CEO; Siriano Gets His Own Reality Show

Margaret Hartmann

10/02/09 11:30am

Ungaro's CEO says Lindsay Lohan was appointed creative director because, "Celebrities today attract lots of attention and having a moving, dancing, swinging, living doll is, we hope, going to bring down the age group at Ungaro while keeping the DNA."

Jay-Z Raps About Wintour; Gaga & Marc Jacobs Do Comic Book

Margaret Hartmann

10/01/09 11:30am

Does Jay-Z reference Anna Wintour in his song "Empire State of Mind"? The line in question is: "caught up in the in crowd/now you're in-style/and in the winter gets cold en vogue with your skin out." [Fashion Week Daily]

Banana Republic Partners With Mad Men; Watch & Learn With Chanel Couture

TatianaTheAnonymousModel

7/10/09 12:30pm

The return of Mad Men is a mere 37 days away, and the AMC show has struck a deal with Banana Republic:

Kohl's Banking On Lauren Conrad; Liya Thinks Fashion Feeling "Obama Effect"

TatianaTheAnonymousModel

4/22/09 11:30am

Kohl's seems to think a Lauren Conrad fashion line will be a winner. And we had been so joyful when it seemed the Lauren Conrad Collection was taking a permanent vacation! [NY Times]

A Frabjous Day's Trading For The Fabulous; Will Bill Blass Return To The Runway This September?

TatianaTheAnonymousModel

3/27/09 11:30am

Geithner's proposed new regulatory framework buoyed retail stocks by 4.4% yesterday. Saks' shares rose 15%, Ann Taylor was up 18%, Macy's climbed 10.2%, and Liz Claiborne rose 16.2%. Finally, some good fashion economic news! [WWD]

Claudia Schiffer's Personal Chanel Boutique; Theyskens To Start Namesake Line

TatianaTheAnonymousModel

3/16/09 12:20pm

That's it. Olivier Theyskens is out, fired, goneburgers, signing off, stick-a-fork-in-it done at Nina Ricci. The Belgian has left the building. Peter Copping, senior designer at Louis Vuitton, is in. [WWD]

Olivier's Unemployment Outrages Anna's Sense Of What's Right

TatianaTheAnonymousModel

3/09/09 12:30pm

Like everyone, Anna Wintour heard that rumor Nina Ricci was firing Olivier Theyskens. Her reaction? "How could you do this to me!" It's nice to know her concern rests with the possibly unemployed guy. [Blackbook]

Oh, God: Pixie Geldof Gets Cover Of Italian Vogue

TatianaTheAnonymousModel

2/10/09 11:30am

It's too early for this heartbreak. Pixie (Pixie!) Geldof got the March Italian Vogue cover. Have Franca Sozzani and Steven Meisel lost their minds? The cover line is "So young, so cool." So barf. [Telegraph]

Mad Men Costumer May Launch Own Label

TatianaTheAnonymousModel

1/28/09 11:30am

That sound you just heard was the excited gasp shared by every Mad Men fan who ever dreamed of dressing like Betty Draper or Joan Holloway. But will Janie Bryant also do men's suits? [Glamour]

Gisele And Tom Share An Awkward Car Ride

Lohan's A "Living Doll" Says Ungaro CEO; Siriano Gets His Own Reality Show

Jay-Z Raps About Wintour; Gaga & Marc Jacobs Do Comic Book

Banana Republic Partners With Mad Men; Watch & Learn With Chanel Couture

Kohl's Banking On Lauren Conrad; Liya Thinks Fashion Feeling "Obama Effect"

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Olivier's Unemployment Outrages Anna's Sense Of What's Right

Oh, God: Pixie Geldof Gets Cover Of Italian Vogue

Mad Men Costumer May Launch Own Label

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