There have always been dicks, douchebags and asses. But it's only in our time that the pursuit of assholery has become…

Meet Jeremy Abelson! We met him thanks to the ever-life-affirming Page Six Magazine. (Thanks to also-affirming P6M…

• We agreed we would lie to our kids about our debauched pasts. There will be fewer than eighteen of them, trust.
  

Yesterday, two notable specimens of boy-foe material, Paul Janka and John Fitzgerald Page, appeared on Dr. Phil to let…

"Casanova Caveman" Paul Janka and "The Worst Person in the World" John Fitzgerald Page both appeared on Dr. Phil today…

Dr. Phil has been running commercials for all-new, jaw-dropping episodes coming up in May, and guess who is among the…

• Slut Machine took one for the team and Intern Betty filmed her getting a colonic. Crappy hour indeed.
  

Comrades, there's a new Douche Du Jour in service for your virtual lashings and denunciations: novelist and Nobel…

"This accounts for some 80% of the gunch at law school," claims a University of Florida law student who goes by the…

That's right ladies, check him out. You thought Janka was bad? Until recently David Colby was pimpin all over the…

You don't have to say it: Paul knew you'd been missing him. That's why he put himself up for sale at this exclusive spee…

• It goes without saying that the biggest news of the week was Jamie Lynn Spears' underage spermination.
  

A tipster tells us Paul Janka used to "date" Flavia Colgan, a leggy lefty MSNBC pundit who is yet another…

Oh good grief, okay. Maybe this is a defense mechanism, but I found the notion that a dude like Paul Janka would spend…

Click to viewI went on a "date" with self-professed "Casanova" Paul Janka last night. Or well, I went to his apartment.…

I'm revising my policy on Paul Janka. When I saw him on the Today show the other day I thought he was merely the latest…