The Taxonomy Of Proud Assholes
There have always been dicks, douchebags and asses. But it's only in our time that the pursuit of assholery has become…
Match "Rich Guys & Hot Girls" Matchmaker Jeremy Abelson With His Offensive Quotes!
Meet Jeremy Abelson! We met him thanks to the ever-life-affirming Page Six Magazine. (Thanks to also-affirming P6M…
This Week We Loved Our Moms, Our Undies, Ourselves
- We agreed we would lie to our kids about our debauched pasts. There will be fewer than eighteen of them, trust.
LOLAudience: Paul Janka & John Fitzgerald Page On Dr. Phil
Yesterday, two notable specimens of boy-foe material, Paul Janka and John Fitzgerald Page, appeared on Dr. Phil to let…
Paul Janka, John Fitzgerald Page Try To Out-Douche Each Other On Dr. Phil
"Casanova Caveman" Paul Janka and "The Worst Person in the World" John Fitzgerald Page both appeared on Dr. Phil today…
Coming Up On Dr. Phil: Paul Janka, Caveman Casanova
Dr. Phil has been running commercials for all-new, jaw-dropping episodes coming up in May, and guess who is among the…
This Week We Dealt With A Load Of Crap
- Slut Machine took one for the team and Intern Betty filmed her getting a colonic. Crappy hour indeed.
Proud Player Paul Janka Talks About Sluts On Tyra
Yesterday's Tyra was all about "true confessions of the male mind," and Tyra stacked the audience with dudes, including…
V.S. Naipaul Is Worse Than Mike Cherico And John Fitzgerald Page And Also Norman Mailer
Comrades, there's a new Douche Du Jour in service for your virtual lashings and denunciations: novelist and Nobel…
"I Am A Law School Girl (Snatch, Gunch, Clam, Whisker Biscuit — Pick Your Subject Synonym)..."
"This accounts for some 80% of the gunch at law school," claims a University of Florida law student who goes by the…
Meet David Colby, The World's Most Unlikely Casanova
That's right ladies, check him out. You thought Janka was bad? Until recently David Colby was pimpin all over the…
You don't have to say it: Paul knew you'd been missing him. That's why he put himself up for sale at this exclusive spee…
This Week Everyone Got Weaves & Got Knocked Up
- It goes without saying that the biggest news of the week was Jamie Lynn Spears' underage spermination.
Why Would Someone Like MSNBC's Flavia Colgan Let Paul Janka Molest Her?
A tipster tells us Paul Janka used to "date" Flavia Colgan, a leggy lefty MSNBC pundit who is yet another…
Why I Let Paul Janka Molest Me
Oh good grief, okay. Maybe this is a defense mechanism, but I found the notion that a dude like Paul Janka would spend…
Paul Janka Did Not Date Rape Me Last Night
Click to viewI went on a "date" with self-professed "Casanova" Paul Janka last night. Or well, I went to his apartment.…
Who Is Worse? Paul Janka Or Mitt Romney?
I'm revising my policy on Paul Janka. When I saw him on the Today show the other day I thought he was merely the latest…
"Casanova" Paul Janka (Maybe) Admits He's Damaged Goods
The Today show had self-proclaimed "Casanova" Paul Janka and therapist Dr. Jennifer Schneider on for a second segment…
Meet Paul Janka! He Likes To Keep His Dates On The Liquid Diet...
Today the Today Show crowned America's Next Top Douchebag, and he's a Harvard-educated SAT tutor. He wrote something…