Remember how all we needed to do to end racism was wait for all the racist old people to die? Looks like that plan isn’t quite as bulletproof as we originally thought; surveys are showing that millennials are just as racist as their stupid, racist parents and grandparents.
The bitter jokes, they write themselves: University of Oklahoma President David Boren revealed on Friday that the racist chanters of Sigma Alpha Epsilon learned that chant on a "national leadership cruise" four years ago.
We've heard lots of hot takes on what made the racist dopes of Sigma Alpha Epsilon's Oklahoma chapter such racist dopes, but none was hotter than Morning Joe's: it's all because of that damn rap music. Wow. Does anybody have a pair of shades, to shield me from blinding light and heat of this take?