This Sunday's Academy Awards ceremony—hosted by #1 Neil Patrick Harris fan, Neil Patrick Harris—received the lowest ratings of any Oscars broadcast since Hugh Jackman hosted in 2009. That means more people tuned in to watch James Franco and Anne Hathaway's hosting debacle in 2011 than they did this weekend. Ouch.
Since being nominated for an Oscar for her role in Beasts of the Southern Wild, Quvenzhané Wallis has had her name butchered in all sorts of crazy ways. During her press conference at the Oscar Nominees Luncheon, the 9-year-old finally had a chance to school audiences in the right way to say it.
Capote. Ray. Malcolm X. Nixon. Milk. Ali. Chaplin.
In this promo for the Academy Awards, you'll see decidedly non-Oscar-worthy performances by Josh Duhamel, Megan Fox, Vinnie Jones, William Fichtner, Oscar-winner Robin Williams and, of course, Billy Crystal, who gets all Princess Bride with it, because that is such a hot, current reference. Ugh, Christ, this is not…