Last night, the Academy Awards were, as they always are, kinda boring, and definitely too long. Still, that didn't stop us from picking out stars to pick on, and falling in love with Sophia Loren.
On E!'s Oscars red carpet pre-show last night, celebrities openly made gay jokes about Ryan Seacrest (Jay Manuel, Evan Rachel Wood) to the point that his rumored homosexuality has gone from latent to blatant.
...and when they were bad? Togas, Barbie, and beads, oh my! And don't even get us started on Sophia Loren.
When they were good? Very, very good. Last night's winners were a master class in Oscar elegance; a touch of Deco glam didn't hurt, either.
Dresses and drama! We're watching - E! and the TV Guide Channel, that is - as the stars arrive at the Academy Awards. The liveblog with myself, Tracie, Sadie, Hortense and Anna, after the jump.