Serena Williams racked up a staggering $12.6 million in prizes on the tennis court this year—the third most of any tennis player of any gender ever—and she says she thinks her best years are still to come. In other news, I had crackers for breakfast and I'm still wearing Sunday night's pajamas.
Of course the Beverly Hills Institute of Aesthetic and Reconstructive Surgery allows you to "visualize the new you" by giving yourself digital plastic surgery. Of course it does.
For months, lazy publicists and writers have been riffing off 50 Shades of Grey mania by pitching everything and anything Grey related, from sex toys to ties to nail polish. Perhaps Cosmopolitan for Latinas' Ariel Nagi deserves props for managing to combine lazy with offensive in her post, "50 Shades of Grey Sex -…
Earlier today, Rep. Todd Akin, the Republican nominee for Senate in Missouri, said he opposes abortion in all circumstances because rape rarely leads to pregnancy, since you can't get knocked up if you're "legitimately raped."
A surgical technician at New York's Mount Sinai hospital is being sued by a former colleague who says he called her derogatory names and regularly watched porn on his cell phone during open-heart surgeries.
All hope for humanity is officially lost: Death and Taxes' Ned Hepburn received a press release from a dating website asking readers who they'd want by their side on a first date "IN THE EVENT OF A TRAGEDY LIKE THE DARK NIGHT MASSACRE." (Emphasis ours, out of emotional necessity.)
40-year-old Tennessee resident Lowell Turpin allegedly punched his girlfriend and smashed her laptop against a wall because he was convinced she was having a secret affair with Mitt Romney.
Back when they were still on The Real Housewives of New York City before getting fired, Alex McCord and her husband Simon van Kempen were always making people uncomfortable, whether it was because he was running around in a Speedo, or she was trying to model, or they both were saying something terribly cringe-y about…