Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir—a.k.a. the sexy Canadian figure skaters who had to tone down the hotness of their free dance for the Olympics—are now three-time gold medalists, making them among the most successful in their discipline’s history.
There are many sports in the Winter Olympics, all with varying levels of sex appeal. Cross country skiing is on the lower end of the spectrum, while luge (lube...) is all the way at the top. But there is only one that makes me weep from three holes, and that’s ice dancing.
Ice dancing, a sport known for the grace and agility of humans who can glide across an ice rink on a very thin blade, is not generally sexy, but sometimes, a move that places the female ice dancer’s vagina in the face of the male ice dancer for, like, two seconds, is.