It has come to my attention that the latest cool and fun trend for those looking to change their looks for the summer is an outright lie perpetuated by the beauty industry. Reader, beware: salmon sushi hair is NOT REAL. Do not fall for this shit!!
A two-paragraph blog post on Style dot com asserts that "Stick and Poke Tattoos Are the New Septum Piercings." Let's nip this in the bud right now: nah, son. NAH.