If you reach Dante’s fifth circle of hell you will find a swamp and also the White House’s annual Christmas party.…
In the last 24 hours, a round of women have accused bruised yam Donald Trump of sexual misconduct, including Jessica…
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Last week, Dr. Drew Pinsky made a real splash in the Clinton health truther community by declaring on a radio show…

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Donald Trump, a snot-flavored Jelly Bean gaining a frightening amount of power and influence, has had a curious…
On Friday afternoon, Newt Gingrich, your mother’s oddly hard stuffed Santa doll that sits on your mantel and quietly…
Newt Gingrich, the villainous toad in the Disney movie of my nightmares, just said that white people don’t know what…
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Hello, friends, it looks like sources have confirmed exactly what we expected all along: that Chris Christie,…






