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Oh, please, maybe one time, and no more: Lou Monte, “Dominick the Donkey” - I run the risk of offending the proud…

Ain’t enough jingle in these bells: Lil Nas X, “Holiday” - One cannot simply dress as Santa Claus, say the word…

I’ll allow it: Miley Cyrus ft. Stevie Nicks, “Edge of Sun (Midnight Sun Remix)” - What does it say about Miley Cyrus…

Duh: Harry Styles, “Golden” - Two things are true: I’m hyperbolic, and every moment of the “Golden” music video is…

Hmmmmmmmm......: Ariana Grande, “Positions” - It would seem that Ariana Grande has, since the last time I saw her,…

Demetria, honey, I’m sorry, no: Demi Lovato, “Commander in Chief”— Listen, I always want the best for Demi Lovato…

It’s a no from me, dog: Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat, “Baby, I’m Jealous” - In the music video for “Baby, I’m Jealous,”…

Oh, why not: Billie Eilish, “No Time to Die”: Another day, another string-forward ballad meant to accompany the…

I would also give up all my coins to fuck Maluma: Jennifer Lopez & Maluma, “Pa Ti + Lonely” - This two-for-one video…

Oh, buddy: Sam Smith, “Diamonds” - Sam Smith’s best moment, for me, is their guest spot on Disclosure’s “Latch,” a…

I pledge allegiance only to these women: Chloe x Halle, “The Star-Spangled Banner” - This isn’t the first time the…

Yeah: SZA feat. Ty Dolla $ign, “Hit Different” - Sza is back and ready to become the soundtrack of sad horny girl…

There are 2 Ys in “cryy”: FKA twigs, “sad day” (music video) - “sad day” is one of the best songs from Magdalene, FKA…

Wow, yes: BTS, “Dynamite” - The Bangtan boys have clearly studied up on their Western boy band tradition. “Dynamite”…

I don’t think so: Drake feat. Lil Durk, “Laugh Now, Cry Later”: While I agree with the general sentiment of…

Sure: Kesha, “Little Bit of Love” - This song strikes me as something Katy Perry should be doing right now, instead…

Obviously: Beyoncé feat. Shatta Wale & Major Lazer, “Already” - Beyoncé’s latest opus Black Is King, a visual album…

Y: Kylie Minogue, “Say Something” - Sure, I’ll say something: Kylie’s latest is the stuff of italo-disco dreams. The…

Mad for it: Jhené Aiko, “Summer 2020” - Jhené Aiko’s music has long conjured the humidity of a summer day, with her…

Y: Dua Lipa, “Hallucinate” - We finally have a music video for one of the best songs off Dua Lipa’s most recent…