
Nope: Lana Del Rey, “Chemtrails Over The Country Club” - When Lana Del Rey isn’t putting her foot in her mouth, maki…

Nope: Lana Del Rey, “Chemtrails Over The Country Club” - When Lana Del Rey isn’t putting her foot in her mouth, maki…

Happy New Year, the celebrities are already back on their bullshit. For his performance on NBC’s 2021 New Year’s Eve…

Yes to a slow dance: “Afterglow”, Ed Sheeran - My partner’s favorite thing to do is get drunk and say “let’s just…

Yes, haha: Ludacris, “Ludacrismas” - I have never seen the film Fred Claus nor do I want to, but I am thankful for…

Y: Hayley Williams, “Find Me Here” - In Paramore, her soprano fills a stadium, as a soloist, Hayley Williams’s voice…

Almost: Shawn Mendes and Camila Cabello, “The Christmas Song”— Christmas songs are engineered specifically to make…

Yep: Miley Cyrus, “Doll Parts”: My longest-held and strongest opinion about anything Miley Cyrus does is this: she…

Oh, please, maybe one time, and no more: Lou Monte, “Dominick the Donkey” - I run the risk of offending the proud…

Ain’t enough jingle in these bells: Lil Nas X, “Holiday” - One cannot simply dress as Santa Claus, say the word…

I’ll allow it: Miley Cyrus ft. Stevie Nicks, “Edge of Sun (Midnight Sun Remix)” - What does it say about Miley Cyrus…

Duh: Harry Styles, “Golden” - Two things are true: I’m hyperbolic, and every moment of the “Golden” music video is…

Hmmmmmmmm......: Ariana Grande, “Positions” - It would seem that Ariana Grande has, since the last time I saw her,…

Demetria, honey, I’m sorry, no: Demi Lovato, “Commander in Chief”— Listen, I always want the best for Demi Lovato…

It’s a no from me, dog: Bebe Rexha and Doja Cat, “Baby, I’m Jealous” - In the music video for “Baby, I’m Jealous,”…

Oh, why not: Billie Eilish, “No Time to Die”: Another day, another string-forward ballad meant to accompany the…

I would also give up all my coins to fuck Maluma: Jennifer Lopez & Maluma, “Pa Ti + Lonely” - This two-for-one video…

Oh, buddy: Sam Smith, “Diamonds” - Sam Smith’s best moment, for me, is their guest spot on Disclosure’s “Latch,” a…

I pledge allegiance only to these women: Chloe x Halle, “The Star-Spangled Banner” - This isn’t the first time the…

Yeah: SZA feat. Ty Dolla $ign, “Hit Different” - Sza is back and ready to become the soundtrack of sad horny girl…
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