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"Don't Bring A Gun To A Snowball Fight" • Stolen Auschwitz Sign Recovered In Pieces

Margaret Hartmann

12/21/09 6:00pm

D.C. police are investigating the incident and Detective Michael Baylor has been put on desk duty in the meantime. Police Chief Cathy L. Lanier said in a statement that it was "obvious" Baylor, who was off-duty and in plain clothes, pulled his weapon in response to thrown snowballs hitting his Hummer. "Let me be very…

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