Lincoln said a house divided cannot stand; we say a house divided leads to some hilarious election season yard…

Well, Mitt Romney's got at least one new endorsement. Montgomery Burns has thrown his slight sickly weight behind…
When I step into the voting booth, I think about the world I want to leave my two daughters, and the values that are…
What would happen if everyone prayed for Mitt Romney?
Connie Britton, who Friday Night Lights fans will know forever and ever and ever as Tami Taylor, has caught wind of…
Today in unbaby news, after taking a stroll with Ashton Kutcher during which she displayed "significant roundness in…
Uh-oh, New York Post columnist and spiteful dickhead Andrea Peyser has a bone to pick with President Obama and a…
Rumor has it that Mitt Romney's weirdly inconsistent skin color is due to the fact that the candidate has been…
There's something (or, really, a lot of somethings) about this election cycle that's just incredibly depressing.…
Donald Trump has been harumphing about a "bordering on gigantic" Obama-related bombshell that will "possibly"…
Well, the world might be in the shitter, but at least the future is bright! (Kind of. Except for all the parts that…

Like an incredibly high stakes Miss America competition, the last Presidential debate of the 2012 election season…
Enjoy the debate. Just not as much as that guy, okay? (Also, do you think he represents, like, religion as a whole…
Every computer using human needs another human who has agreed to delete their Google search history in the event of…
OK, the "binders full of women" joke has been more than beaten to death. It is a sun baked warthog corpse that was…
After Mitt Romney began shamelessly ganking the signature Friday Night Lights line "Clear eyes, full hearts,…
Billboard Criticizing Mormon Stance on Blacks and Gays to Follow Mitt Romney's Bus Around for Awhile
Mitt Romney is a devout member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, a religion viewed by many…
In an ideal world, farts would smell like Febreze and people would be able to empathize with the plights of others…
The Salt Lake Tribune, the paper of record in the eye of the Mormon storm, has endorsed President Barack Obama.…