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Former Vice President Joe Biden is finally speaking out against allegations of sexual assault, in a carefully…
Aug 18
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Three months ago, I wrote about best-selling author and alleged piece of shit Mark Halperin’s plan to slither his…
May 5 2019
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Eighteen months after being accused of sexual harassment and assault by nine women, Game Change author Mark Halperin…
Nov 25 2018
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“Morning Joe” co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski got married in the rotunda of the National Archives in…
Jun 1 2018
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Most mornings, after making a cup of cold brew coffee (Chameleon is very good and reasonably priced—$8.99 for a…
Aug 4 2017
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While promoting his new talk show Steve at TCA this week, Family Feud host, homophobe, and overall jackass Steve…
Jul 12 2017
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Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski are on a tour of talking shit about Donald Trump, and they made a stop at The…
Jun 30 2017
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Morning Joe hosts Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough have responded to Donald Trump’s most recent Twitter attack,…
Jun 29 2017
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To celebrate his tremendous healthcare win and the successful rollout of “Energy Week,” the President of the United…
May 15 2017
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On Monday morning, newly-engaged Morning Joe anchors Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough claimed that during the…
May 7 2017
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Saturday Night Live was at its best this week with a cold open featuring newly engaged love bugs and Morning Joe…
May 4 2017
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After nearly a year of widespread, stomach-churning speculation that Morning Joe co-hosts Joe Scarborough and Mika…
Nov 28 2016
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In an unfortunate turn for humanity, our President-elect only listens to people who are talking to him through a TV…
Sep 19 2016
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They are both invited to all my couples’ cocktails and massage train parties.
Jun 30 2016
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Mar 11 2015
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Your favorite morning program came in big on Wednesday morning, as hosts of Morning Joe Mika Brzezinski and Joe…
Mar 27 2014
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Many of us watch morning television like it's a NASCAR race, just waiting for the wrecks. And boy, Morning Joe really…
Oct 9 2013
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When she's not being steamrolled on a daily basis by Joe Scarborough, Mika Brzezinski takes time to help young…
Jun 24 2013
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Mika Brzezinski of Morning Joe is very sorry for the disastrous Russell Brand interview that aired last Monday and…
Sep 12 2012
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Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski are both pretty accomplished media powerhouses. So it makes sense that in a…