Plus travel expenses, plus a $20,250 fee to Celebrity Talent International. Just in case you were in the market!

Apparently, it's a big fat secret! And currently the subject of legal wrangling in, of course, Texas.

Now, okay. I know we've all been through a lot recently with Matthew McConaughey—there was that speech at the Oscars last year, there was this beard at the Golden Globes this weekend:

During a discussion about how she thinks award shows are total bullshit now, Jessica Lange may or may not have thrown some tremendous shade at 2014 Best Actor Oscar winner Matthew McConaughey.

After six days in a coma, a 25-year-old from Birmingham, England woke up speaking fluent French and thinking that he was Matthew McConaughey. You know what I like about horrific traffic accidents, man? You almost stop getting older (because you could die) and you wake up as a famous American actor during peak…

The Tonight Show invited Matthew McConaughey to throw footballs at Jimmy Fallon's face and shockingly, no one objected.

It seems like everybody these days has an impression of Matthew McConaughey in their pocket just in case some late night talk show host asks them to whip it out, but there are only a handful of people who can truly pull it off. Ladies and gentleman, Kate Hudson has just pulled of the most spot-on impression.

Caption this: Honoree Matthew McConaughey (L) accepts the American Cinematheque Award with Vida Alves McConaughey onstage at the 28th American Cinematheque Award honoring Matthew McConaughey at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on October 21, 2014 in Beverly Hills, California.

Model Camila Alves (L) and Matthew McConaughey attend the Samsung Galaxy Artist’s Lounge at the Austin City Limits Music Festival on October 3, 2014 in Austin, Texas.

The latest trailer for Christopher Nolan's Interstellar just dropped and Matthew McConaughey is in tip-top Matthew McConaughey shape.

Sorry ladies, but the ass-less chaps worn by Matthew McConaughey must go to another nearly nude actor — “Alright Alright Alright” dropped out of Magic Mike XXL. Don’t worry though, I’m sure the producers will find another succulent man to tickle our fancies since the storyline and the acting certainly won’t.

It is written: If two people who formerly humped hang out twice in one week, they are 100% definitely humping once again. (I mean, that actually usually is true, but also this is silly.) Such is the case with Rihanna and Drake, who sat near each other at a club the other night and then at Drake's concert the following…

Someone dug up a quote from Ryan Gosling from 2011 in which he stated that he's only making movies until he starts "making babies." So, now that Eva Mendes is pretty much probably mostly almost totally confirmed to be preggo, does that mean the Goz's film career is winding down? (I mean, no. Almost certainly not.…

Everyone's favorite rambling Texan actor Matthew McConaughey discovered he had a very special neighbor during a trip to New Orleans. McConaughey was hanging out on a balcony, doing typical McConaughey stuff, when fellow handsome actor person Brad Pitt emerged from a balcony across the street.

Matthew McConaughey can't stop, won't stop saying "alright alright alright," a line he originally improvised in Dazed and Confused but has since adopted as his own personal catchphrase. But where'd it come from? Turns out he was inspired by Jim Morrison's chatter on a Doors live album. Too, too perfect.