In the immortal words of the classic holiday song: Oh, the weather outside is frightful, but Jessica Simpson is pregnant. It's been seven months and at least 109 headlines since the birth of Maxwell Drew and Simpson's subsequent public struggle to drop the baby weight/become a momshell/shed her human form/whatever…

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Stars like Christina Applegate, Isla Fisher and Alanis Morissette were confused about what to wear to the Rock A Little, Feed A Lot benefit concert in L.A. last night. Fancy or casual? LBD or ill-filling trousers? Tuxedo or plaid shirt!?!?!?!

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