And that's that. For all of the years, the tears, and the laughter, the war of Pie Vs. Cake today comes to an end, with Cake waving the white flag. But Pie's win is not without controversy!

Cheesecake vs. Red Velvet, the best of pies and cakes, respectively. And now it's time to declare a superior dessert, once and for all. It's the best of the genres; vote now or forever hold your peace! [March Madness Championship]

Butler/Duke who? NCAA wha? Today's real championship is about one pie, one cake, and the final battle to bring closure to an endless war. It all comes down to this. And there can only be one.

Last chance to vote on the weighty matter of which pie and cake ascend to the March Madness championship game, ultimately sealing once and for all the matter of which dessert is superior. Pressure. Is. On. [March Madness Final Four]

The last round of voting really came down to the wire, with both Cake Conference winners claiming victory by a hair. In both cases, we had upsets — making today's conference championship even more exciting.

OMG! The Final Four is this afternoon, and which pastries make it will come down to the last minute. Seriously. Vote now, 'cause the Cake Conference numbers right now are too close to call. [March Madness, Day 11]

How do you feel about intensity? As in, can you handle it? Because today all eight warriors are on the court, and the entire Final Four will be decided here and now. No mercy for the weak!

There's still time left to rock the vote in the final match of the Sweet Sixteen! The competitors are Ice Cream Cake vs. Carrot; French Silk Pie vs. Cheesecake. [March Madness, Day 10]

The latest: Wedding Cake lost at the blood-red hands of Red Velvet; Key Lime Pie, meanwhile, took down beloved Blueberry. But! It's the last day of the Sweet Sixteen and for the Elite Eight, every vote counts.

We're almost done with our Sweetest Sixteen! Cast your votes in the latest matchups: Wedding Cake vs. Red Velvet and Key Lime Pie vs. Blueberry — speak loud and proud, people! [March Madness, Day 9

No surprises in the Pie Conference: Boston Cream got, uh, creamed by heavy-hitter Pumpkin. But the Cake Conference was a squeaker: German Chocolate just barely beat Coffee. But today's matchups are, ahem, no cakewalk (I'm on a roll here).

The Sweetest Sixteen is well under way, but you still have a chance to cast your vote in the latest matches: Boston Cream Pie vs. Pumpkin and German Chocolate Cake vs. Coffee. [March Madness, Day 8]

The latest matches ended on a brutal note: #1 seeds Apple Pie and Birthday Cake trounced the competition in their respective categories, guaranteeing them a slot in the Elite Eight. But there's more proud, tasty warriors vying for that honor.

Yesterday's tournament was a spank-a-thon (in the violent sense, not the masturbatory sense): Ice Cream Cake walked all over poor Spice while Cheesecake bent Brown Sugar over its creamy knee. Alas, alack. But! It's time for the SWEETEST SIXTEEN!

It's the final day in which you can influence who goes to the Sweetest Sixteen — voting ends at 1:55pm EDT. The matchup is Ice Cream Cake vs. Spice, and Brown Sugar Pie vs. Cheesecake. [March Madness, Day 6]

In what will be remembered as a match for the ages, French Silk Pie just defied the odds, squeaking out a win over Cherry. It was a very close match. But the Sweet Sixteen is just around the corner!

My freaking God: As of this posting, the Pie Conference's Cherry vs. French Silk match has French Silk leading by a mere 100-odd votes. Vote now! Polls close at 1:55pm EDT. [March Madness, Day 5]

As we head into the final stretch of the first round of our epic Pie Vs. Cake tournament, we couldn't help but notice that the Cakes are playing it very safe. What gives? Are cakes simply that obvious?

Time for your daily dose of freshly baked competition: The Cake vs. Pie tournament marches on, though the latest games have resulted in some heartbreak. But this is not over yet, oh no. It's only just begun.

Our grand tournament continues apace: In the world of Cake vs. Pie March Madness, your brackets will be destroyed. Yes, this weekend saw some surprises — but we mustn't dwell on them, especially with today's bloodthirsty competitors.