Malia Obama Reportedly Lost Her iPhone, the Apple Store Couldn't Help, and Now It's a Whole Thing

Teen idol Malia Obama reportedly lost her phone while dancing to The Killers at Lollapalooza on Saturday night, which is a very 19-year-old American thing to do. Another 19-year-old American thing to do is schlep to the nearest Apple Store thinking it’ll be easy to get a new phone, only to be told it’s not under your…