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Feb 19 2019
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On Saturday, The Daily Mail published photos that reportedly show 20-year-old Malia Obama drinking rosé with friends…
Sep 28 2018
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Here’s a nice thing in a week of bullshit—Malia Obama in a music video for New Dakota’s “Walking On Air,” a band of…
Mar 20 2018
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Pay your interns! And other people you owe money to.
Nov 24 2017
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When I was 19, everything I did was stupid. I skipped class. I smoked Marlboro 27s. I snuck rum into a children’s…
Aug 8 2017
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Teen idol Malia Obama reportedly lost her phone while dancing to The Killers at Lollapalooza on Saturday night,…
Feb 5 2017
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Chelsea Peretti lovingly schmonceyed Beyoncé in her announcement on Saturday that she and husband Jordan Peele are…
Dec 30 2016
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As stomachs knot in anticipation of next month’s inauguration, Official White House photographer Pete Souza has relea…
Sep 8 2016
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Aw, look at our parents. By January of next year, the Obamas will be out of the White House, Malia Obama will be…
Aug 10 2016
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Matt Damon and his wife, Luciana Barroso, were unable to use the success of this summer’s Jason Bourne to get their…
Jul 31 2016
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Everything I know about being a presidential daughter I learned from the 2004 masterpiece Chasing Liberty, starring…
Jul 5 2016
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In the middle of a Fourth of July celebration at the White House—in fact, his last one ever aw—President Barack…
Mar 11 2016
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On Thursday, the same night as yet another Republican debate, where constipated Scrooge McDuck Donald Trump calmed…
Mar 4 2016
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As the Obama presidency winds down, the First Family has a decision to make: Where are they going to live after the…
Jan 20 2016
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During a lunch in Detroit on Wednesday, President Obama told guests he refused a request to speak at his daughter…
Jan 19 2016
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Dec 10 2015
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Like her husband President Barack Obama and his dad jeans, First Lady Michelle Obama is very savvy at playing the…
Nov 17 2015
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As his second term winds down, President Obama has voiced one specific regret from his time in office: that he…
Sep 10 2015
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Malia Obama will be soon be off to college and POTUS is having major feels over it. President Obama, a dad, got all…
Aug 26 2015
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Malia Obama is blossoming into a fashion leader and not just because of that Pro Era t-shirt. The newest New York…