Man Named Burger Suffers Meltdown at Hooter's After City Council Loss, Calls Town a Corrupt Speed Trap

In life, there is disappointment. There are shattered dreams. There is a dark night of the soul, a struggle against the infinite, a bitter and vast reckoning with one’s rocky path through life. Often—too often—that internal struggle occurs late and alone at an Alabama Hooters, the wood littered with orange-flecked…