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Crazy lovelorn diaper-wearing astronaut lady Lisa Nowak's lawyer calls reports she wore diapers on her cross-country road trip to confront her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend "a preposterous lie" engineered to make his client seem crazy. Even crazier is that she told the lie herself to police.
So file under: Wait, that hadn't happened yet? — NASA just fired Lisa Nowak, the astronaut who showed the difference between a you or us after a breakup and a bona fide crazy astronaut begins and ends at the very least with a diaper.
But as usual, the comments on The Times' "The Lede" blog steal the show, with one…