Remember that time Barbie was a McDonald's worker? How about when she was a presidentital candidate? This mini-mini-doc delves into Barbie's rich employment history and how she competes with today's dolls.
Is that a shiv in your abdomen, or are you just happy to see me?
He says his past girlfriends are all jealous of his Barbies: "I will never be one of these. What's my waist line?" Yes, I'm sure the worry over their figures is the reason you guys broke up. It's not the 6,000 BARBIE DOLLS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES.