Sep 2
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Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders has a memoir coming out soon featuring a (predictably)…
Feb 28 2019
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Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un are finding that love cannot surmount all obstacles that life, as well as decades of…
Dec 3 2018
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Donald Trump’s boner for murderous dictators is the opposite of news at this point, yet it’s still jarring to think…
Aug 2 2018
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Nothing beats a letter!
Jun 25 2018
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One of the many burdens placed upon us by the Trump presidency is our collective inability to forget, even for a…
Jun 15 2018
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Petulant little boy Donald Trump was very “antsy and bored” on his recent trip to Singapore, reports the Washington…
Jun 14 2018
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Donald Trump cannot seem to say enough nice things about his new pal, Kim Jong Un, a dictator who once had one of…
Jun 12 2018
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Commitment is hard. But it’s easier when you share goals and perspectives, like wanting to have two children and a…
Jun 12 2018
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Among the many details that needed to be ironed out ahead of the...historic...meeting between Donald Trump and Kim…
Jun 11 2018
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And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Jun 10 2018
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“Thanks to my loyal sponsors from @potcoin and my team at @Prince_Mrketing, I will be flying to Singapore for the…
Jun 7 2018
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Master historian Donald Trump claims that he is “very well prepared” for a meeting with North Korea’s Kim Jong Un.…
May 24 2018
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President Donald Trump has cancelled his summit with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un with a letter that is,…
May 22 2018
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A sinkhole has opened up on the White House lawn, which feels a little on the nose.
Feb 10 2018
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Us: Average human, ~ 5'5", unparticular, living in daily fear of nuclear hell storm.
Oct 2 2017
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Two women accused of killing Kim Jong Un’s estranged half brother arrived in Malaysia to begin their trial on…
Aug 8 2017
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A new Washington Post report says U.S. intel officials have concluded that North Korea has constructed a…
May 21 2017
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On Sunday, May 21, North Korea’s military launched a medium-to-long range ballistic missile, the Pukguksong-2.…
May 14 2017
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This weekend, North Korea successfully tested a medium long-range strategic missile, a weapon their official Korean…
May 1 2017
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Donald Trump—the human equivalent of a teenage boy slumber party abundant in erections and pimples—has lately…