Did you know B-list Scientologist power couple Laura Prepon and Ben Foster were expecting a baby girl? Perhaps I heard (and quickly forgot) about this way back in January when they first revealed Prepon was pregnant. Perhaps I never knew at all! The point is that the baby exists now, and that they are happy.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we pick up copies of OK!, In Touch, Life & Style, and Star, take them to the cashier, pay for all four, get to work, and realize they hadnāt switched out the In Touchās from last weekās and that we sort of got screwed by paying for it again.
Jon and Kate Gosselinās lives have been forever altered by their time on television, as have their childrenās lives. Their kids didnāt get much say in how they were introduced to the world, but they do have some things to say now.
On Mondayās episode of the The Steve Harvey Show, Jon Gosselin (formerly of TLCās Jon & Kate Plus 8) revealed that the network tried to delay him and his now ex-wife Kate from divorcing for ratings. When he wouldnāt play ball with them, they āsidedā with Kate, a decision he says contributed to his financialā¦
According to Radar, Kim Kardashian "broke the family's code of silence" by discussing Bruce Jenner's possible transition in a recent interview. Supposedly, the rest of the Jenner-Kardashian clan is furious with Kim as a resultābut it's hard to say whether it's because she broke the news over Bruce's purportedā¦
A homeless man has been taken into custody after repeatedly writing and delivering a series of disturbing letters to Rihanna's apartment in New York City. 53-year-old Kevin Mcglynn a homeless man with a history of trespassing is being held without bail after he was observed on video surveillance leaving letters forā¦
Kate Gosselin has to be over the moon about last night's Couples Therapy. Has there ever been schadenfreude so sweet as to watch your ex-husband get caught masturbating on television and then ripped a new asshole about it by Jodie Foster?
Oh my god there is nothing like a teenage death glare.
I mean, fair enough, Kate Gosselin. Fair enough. In case you missed it, last weekend Jon Gosselin caught a paparazza sneaking about his Grizzly Adams mountain cabin, so he grabbed a gun and fired a "warning shot" (and, one hopes, yelled, "GIT, YE FILTHY VARMINT! SCRAM! SKEDADDLE!" and then Hammer-shuffled out of theā¦
What...what is this strange sensation? A tingling in the extremities, a refracted brightness on the edge of sight, an ungraspable warmth bubbling up from the secret places of the earth...what wizardry is brewing inside me? Am I myself? Was I just...delighted by a Gosselin-related news story? WHAT NEW WORLD IS THIS?
Gia Allemand, who appeared on the 14th season of the Bachelor, was pronounced dead today after being taken off life support. Her death was an apparent suicide. She was discovered Monday night by her boyfriend, NBA player Ryan Anderson. She was 29.
Miley Cyrus, now a child of divorce like the rest of us, posted a confrontational tweet at Billy Ray with a picture of herself with a woman later identified as Broadway actress Dylis Croman, who was in Chicago in the 2012 production that starred her dad.
Miley Cyrus, twerking, in a unicorn onesie. Because this is America.
Yesterday afternoon Chris Brown wrecked his Porsche after being chased down by the rabid paparazzi on the way to a charity event, according to the Beverly Hills Police Department. Brown's PR rep (#2 most thankless job after "professional human shit shoveler") explained how it happened:
I don't totally understand this story, but that doesn't mean I don't still want to marry it. During her speech at Elle's Women in Hollywood dinner last night, Kristen Wiig took a moment to fill everyone in on the status of her troublingly reticent dumps.
Kate Gosselināa.k.a. the only woman on earth who could make Sarah Palin seem like a fucking awesome down-to-earth gal palāhas reportedly admitted to whacking her 2-year-old babies with a wooden spoon when they were noncompliant. (Fun fact: noncompliance is one of the main symptoms of being a baby!)
Today around noon, Lindsay Lohan rear-ended an 18-wheeler and totaled her Porsche on PCH (the only place to wreck your porsche, obv), and it was probably really really scary. Nobody was drunk. Lohan and her assistant were banged-up enough to visit the hospital, but word is they're doing fine. "Lindsay was driving theā¦
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart can't control herself around Taylor Lautner, Kathie Lee Gifford has a big mouth, and the most flamboyant wedding planner in all of Beverly Hills returns to TV.
17-year-old Justin Bieber has a five year plan and it's pretty specific.
In this week's (abbreviated holiday edition) compilation of pop culture crap, Snooki and Jeff Bridges form an unlikely friendship, Adele had second-hand embarrassment during Lady Gaga's VMA performance, and Kate Gosselin gets her dead presidents mixed up.
