As we all know by now, last night Kanye West announced in concert that he had successfully put a baby into the belly…

Because Kanye West is Kanye West, it is absolutely unsurprising that he would tell the 5,000+ crowd at Atlantic…
Today in smart people making good choices, Kimye is pregnant!
Man, my Windsor-swoony eighth-grade self would be thrilled that Prince William is kind of turning out to be an…

The MTV Movie Awards have finally figured out what it will take to get us to watch the MTV Movie Awards: they have…

The California Hamster Organization (Suggested alternate name: Hamsters, Motherfucker™) have accused Justin Bieber…
This year, America's biggest narcissist and the world's worst case of only-child syndrome—both already in love with…
Thanks to the antics of nine-month-old Luca Cruz, new mom Hilary Duff now prefers to get her fuck on in the morning…

America's golden daughter Taylor Swift, who turned 23 yesterday, is growing up and wants to prove it. Subsequently,…
NOOOO! The Greatest Love of All, that of Ice-T and his wife Coco Austin, is going through a rough patch after some…
Welcome back to Your Imaginary Boyfriend/Girlfriend, Jezebel's new series in which we explore the wild and entirely…
Some ludicrous story in the Globe says that the bright, sparkling English promise that is Kate Middleton's…
People hate Kim Kardashian even more than they usually do this morning since she posted a sentiment interpreted as…

The National Enquirer, bastion of all legitimate-and-definitely-not-made-up-by-peoples'-greed-and-imagination news,…

In which Melissa McCarthy, undoubtedly for the umpteeth time, is asked about her weight and how she feels about it:…
Not since Cher (and let's face it, Cher's fun—not to mention part Cherokee) have we seen quite this level of…
Next time you're in a Walgreens or a Duane Reade and you see that bizarre Taylor Swift display with the swag and the…
Mister Kanye West and Ms. Kim Kardashian, en route to the 2012 Angel Ball, New York, October 22. Images via Pacific…