Baby weight: A thing that happens, sometimes. Ways to fix/change it: Tuna melts*, not caring, doing Zumba or some…

Though it is technically possible that this is just an extremely terrible drawing of a miscellaneous dark-haired…
Ohmaaaaagaaaaa, Channing Tatum and Joseph Gordon Levitt are in talks to be cast as the Guys — Skye Masterson and…
As Ana Steele would say, "Argh!" In a desperate bid to land the directing gig for Universal's Fifty Shades of Grey, G…
Justin Bieber has taken another step towards giving up on Mally, the poor Capuchin he left in Munich approximately…
Reese Witherspoon totally regrets that she Tracy Flicked out on the cop who pulled her and husband Jim Toth over…
Justin Bieber performed in Oslo, Norway tonight, right around the time Selena Gomez was seen stepping off a plane at…
As the Rihanna bacchanal—Rihacchanal?—known as the Diamonds tour continues to suffer under the weight of four…

IT'S ALL HAPPENING. Beyoncé launched her Mrs. Carter World Tour in Belgrade, Serbia, wearing what can best be…
Bet you did Nazi this coming! Publicists/the fates diced and soaked locally-sourced ingredients for a gazpacho of…
They've said it before, but naturally people keep asking them, so Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres will say it…
Karma isn't real. Proof: Diddy created Danity Kane (never forget) and now he is being rewarded. He and Kate Upton hav…

Say goodbye to sadsacky-turned-sexier Zuckerbergian Charlie, Marnie's (Allison Williams') chewtoy on Girls (have you…
While she's been a lightning rod for claims of both feminism and anti-feminism (particularly since announcing her…

Cathy's Kids, the charity Lamar Odom founded in honor on his mother to "help underprivileged kids and raise money…
Glee star and "Frankenteen" Cory Monteith, who's previously been open about his troubled past as a delinquent…
The same week it's been reported that Madonna's net worth is about $1 billion bones, someone's dug up one of…
According to a cover interview she just did with the U.K. magazine Fabulous, Jennifer Lawrence apparently isn't as…
Lindsay Lohan — who has somehow managed to convince grown-ass adult law officials who are not her parents that she…
Because of dicks, I bet. I BET IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU DICKS. I don't mean you, specifically, Jezebel readers. But can…