Kim Kardashian’s personal complimenter Jonathan Cheban—the God of Food—dined out in Beverly Hills, where he forked a stressed-out block of cheese into his oral cavity and telepathically dared paparazzi to snap a photo of his pleasurable act.
Jonathan Cheban, property of Kim Kardashian and the god of food, either ate parts of his t-shirt or burned his shirt while snatching this pizza slice directly from the oven. He then walked the open streets of New York enjoying his tasty slice of pizza. Have you ever enjoyed a tasty slice pizza on the open streets?…
Yesterday we discussed the disturbing lawsuit that was filed on behalf of Sofia Vergara’s embryos, Isabella and Emma. (Did Vergara and Nick Loeb name them or did Loeb’s attorneys feel it would give their case more oomph?) Today Page Six reports that several lawyers familiar with the case claim the embryos have “little…
Jonathan Cheban, a carbon-based being who has somehow lucked into the profession of Kardashian Friend, was interviewed by GQ’s Joshua David Stein. The interview went very well.
Martha Stewart is one of my favorite human beings on this here planet Earth and it’s like she goes out of her way to confirm that my adoration is perfectly placed.
A minor detail in yesterday’s news about Blac Chyna (née Angela White) changing her name to Angela Kardashian after marrying Rob was that her ex-partner, Tyga, was reportedly “happy” that she was “so happy.” But that source was apparently full of garbage, because Tyga is not only not happy with the future Kardashian, …
Excellent publicist Jonathan Cheban (Kim Kardashian’s male bestie) is being weened off the teet of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and will soon have a(nother) reality show of his own. He says so himself.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we decide not to buy In Touch, Star, OK, and Life & Style because nothing interesting is happening anyway and it’s much more fun to imagine the sordid things currently happening to the characters from our favorite holiday movies in an absurdist way that features no sense whatsoever…
We all know from our trusty friends at every gossip magazine or site that Kanye West is a terrible boyfriend to Kim, and that he is a distant observer obsessed with his artistic pursuit. Well, in the ultimate surprise move, Kanye West demonstrates he knows what is up with the Kardashian clan: he filmed an 'American…
Sincerest feelings-havers Lena Dunham and Taylor Swift have been Internet friends since Red dropped in October, but Dunham just admitted that the denizens of Bushwick who constitute her fanbase have a hard time believing that she scream-sings "You Belong With Me" in the shower like many a red-blooded human being.…
