That McCain aide who just got fired for circulating that nasty video on his Twitter feed just won't stop using the…
You knew the universe was absurd. But did you know Hillary was in the White House the whole time Monica was blowing…
- Obama's slightly racist grandma is not dead, she just doesn't feel like commenting on his speech apparently. Here is…
How was your weekend? Hey! Guess who cares; no one. Fucking End Times came while you were drinking green beer or…
Oh no, really? Another day of this? Doesn't she get old? (No!) So what, did they talk to her pimp or something? Is…
Guess what? Megan is in an airplane today. And technology still hasn't figured out a way to let her IM in heaven, so…
- Eliot Spitzer was fucking hookers the whole time he was fucking Wall Street assholes, maybe even longer, and he…
There's the fact Silda is hot. The fact that she showed up. The fact it all went down at the fucking Mayflower.…
Monday. Lost sleep. Little Saturday win for Obama. Lots of winsome rhetoric from Clinton. Weeks more to come. We are…
- Wyoming caucus tomorrow! Obama is expected to win. Because it's the home state of his distant cousin Dick Cheney?…
Dear Obama foreign policy adviser Samantha Power, you are hot. You are Elizabeth Kucinich hot, maybe even Huma Abedin
- Hillary won the Texas primary by four percentage points but she may actually wind up tied with Obama for the…
Today on The View, the panel's token right-winger, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, was acting all liberal and shit. She was…
- On the eve before the Texas/Ohio primaries that could end the Hillary Clinton candidacy, Camille Paglia decided to…
The two doctors who were investigated by the Feds in Heath Ledger's accidental overdose were cleared of all charges.…
So Lara Croft turns out to be a no-longer-closeted neocon. Now will Brad's red-state mom acknowledge her at the…
Barry, seriously. You know we love you, would marry you, have your illegitimate left-handed black Luo children,…
Today US Weekly began circulating this and other sensitive photos in a bid to have American supermarket tabloid…
- "I wish they could run together...they'd be like one of those old 1970s cop shows. The crusty old seen-it-all guy…