This Sunday, I got the worst cold I’ve gotten in three years, forcing me to become a mouth breather. My lips are chapped, I have a cold sore, and I keep snorting to keep mucus from running into my mouth. Plus, I have some kind of stomach virus that’s making me feel like I desperately have to poo but simultaneously…

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic prestige television—Jezebel is doing a week of posts dedicated to our favorite band of sexual women friends.

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic prestige television—Jezebel is doing a week of posts dedicated to our favorite band of sexual women friends.

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic prestige television—Jezebel is doing a week of posts dedicated to our favorite band of sexual women friends.

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic prestige television—Jezebel is doing a week of posts dedicated to our favorite band of sexual women friends.

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic prestige television—Jezebel is doing a week of posts dedicated to our favorite band of sexual women friends.

For the 20th anniversary of Sex and the City—which premiered on HBO on June 6, 1998 and went on to become iconic prestige television—Jezebel is doing a week of posts dedicated to our favorite band of sexual women friends.

Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie, cultural artifact, or idea? Prefer being told about things to doing the actual things? Want to become an expert on a wide variety of topics but only have so much freaking time in the freaking day? Let Joanna…

Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie, cultural artifact, or idea? Prefer being told about things to doing the actual things? Want to become an expert on a wide variety of topics but only have so much freaking time in the freaking day? Let Joanna…

Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie, cultural artifact, or idea? Prefer being told about things to doing the actual things? Want to become an expert on a wide variety of topics but only have so much freaking time in the freaking day? Let Joanna…

Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie, cultural artifact, or idea? Prefer being told about things to doing the actual things? Want to become an expert on a wide variety of topics but only have so much freaking time in the freaking day? Let Joanna…

Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie, cultural artifact, or idea? Prefer being told about things to doing the actual things? Want to become an expert on a wide variety of topics but only have so much freaking time in the freaking day? Let Joanna…

Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie, cultural artifact, or idea? Prefer being told about things to doing the actual things? Want to become an expert on a wide variety of topics but only have so much freaking time in the freaking day? Let Joanna…

Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie, cultural artifact, or idea? Prefer being told about things to doing the actual things? Want to become an expert on a wide variety of topics but only have so much freaking time in the freaking day? Let Joanna…

Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie, cultural artifact, or idea? Prefer being told about things to doing the actual things? Want to become an expert on a wide variety of topics but only have so much freaking time in the freaking day? Let Joanna…

Have a party coming up where you would like to wow your fellow guests with your unique take on a book, movie, cultural artifact, or idea? Prefer being told about things to doing the actual things? Want to become an expert on a wide variety of topics but only have so much freaking time in the freaking day? Let Joanna…