I Will Hold Your BagÂ
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
People Shouldn't Ride Roller Coasters
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
My Pussy Is on a Journey of Self-Discovery
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
Is This the Greatest Photo of All Time?Â
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
Thank God Summer Is Almost Over and I Don't Have to See Your Nasty Ass Feet Anymore
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
Adam Sandler Is My Dirtbag Fashion InspoÂ
I first realized how much I admired Adam Sandler’s fashion choices when I saw him on Jimmy Fallon wearing a Hofstra t-shirt. “My alma mater!” I thought. “He must’ve studied there as well!” I was wrong, and would soon realize that Sandler either opts for college tees and polo shirts daily, or it’s all he has in his…
Our Most Regrettable Summer Reinventions
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
Ever Think About How What Lies Beneath Is the Closest Thing We Have to a Nancy Meyers Horror Movie?
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
Miniature Golf Is the Least Relaxing Thing I Do to Relax
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
My Pussy Has a Very Big Scar
Today is apparently International Cat Day but for me and my bald cat, every day is International Cat Day in our home.
What's the Right Size Birthday Cake?Â
This is a question faced anew every time you feel moved to celebrate a loved one with something besides a sensibly sized cupcake, because you never can quite remember what you did the last time and whether it worked. So let’s just hammer this out right now.
What's the Dumbest Movie You've Seen This Year?
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
Don't Wear Shirts That Say Things
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
All of Our Terrible Summer JobsÂ
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
My Pussy Is Reinvigorated
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
Claire's 4-Week Bug Repellent Diary: I Don't Want to Be a Blood Bag Anymore
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
Everything I've Tried to Stop Sweating on the Subway
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
Which Is the Dirtiest Word for Popsicle?
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
'Cool Lisa' Simpson Is the Ultimate Summer Fashion Icon
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
My Pussy Is Hideous
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our worst, most idiotic thoughts and opinions.
