I Will Hold Your Bag
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
People Shouldn't Ride Roller Coasters
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
My Pussy Is on a Journey of Self-Discovery
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Is This the Greatest Photo of All Time?
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Thank God Summer Is Almost Over and I Don't Have to See Your Nasty Ass Feet Anymore
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Adam Sandler Is My Dirtbag Fashion Inspo
I first realized how much I admired Adam Sandler’s fashion choices when I saw him on Jimmy Fallon wearing a Hofstra…
Our Most Regrettable Summer Reinventions
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Ever Think About How What Lies Beneath Is the Closest Thing We Have to a Nancy Meyers Horror Movie?
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Miniature Golf Is the Least Relaxing Thing I Do to Relax
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
My Pussy Has a Very Big Scar
Today is apparently International Cat Day but for me and my bald cat, every day is International Cat Day in our home.
What's the Right Size Birthday Cake?
This is a question faced anew every time you feel moved to celebrate a loved one with something besides a sensibly…
What's the Dumbest Movie You've Seen This Year?
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Don't Wear Shirts That Say Things
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
All of Our Terrible Summer Jobs
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
My Pussy Is Reinvigorated
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Claire's 4-Week Bug Repellent Diary: I Don't Want to Be a Blood Bag Anymore
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Everything I've Tried to Stop Sweating on the Subway
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
Which Is the Dirtiest Word for Popsicle?
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
'Cool Lisa' Simpson Is the Ultimate Summer Fashion Icon
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…
My Pussy Is Hideous
Everything is stupid, and so are we. Welcome to Jezebel’s Stupidest Summer Ever, a season-long celebration of our…