It's one day before Christmas and all through the halls, something special is jingling...surprise, it's your balls! (Yes, that is the actual model in the photos.)
The University of Warwick's rowing team has a history of taking off their clothes for a classy nude calendar that raises money for charity. This year, they got naked to fight discrimination and I can't think of a better reason to take your clothes off than that.
The sad news that Fifty Shades of Grey will not feature any full-frontal has left many of us devastated. Fear not, however! Jezebel is here to pick up the rubble and distract you with the 50 best (theme, you see?) peens you can see on-screen. Trust us, these pictures will make your mood rise.
Beautiful landscapes, stunning vistas and wait, what's that? Is it a couple despoiling nature with fervent but off-rhythm coitus? Is that a pasty white butt? Is that a boob? Welcome to drone porn. We hope you enjoy your stay.
Because nothing says "sexually gratifying love product" like dressing as a princess whose sole power is turning everything frigid. Or maybe she was making a statement? Based on these pictures, probably not.
Let this be a warning: What you’re about to read is more frightening than any malevolent spirit you may meet on Halloween night. Ghosts and vampires may be slightly scary, but there is nothing more terrifying than a vagina full of dead people. Yes, friends it’s a veritable cervix full of corpses in here. (No, really.…
Welcome to Jezebel After Midnight, in which we indulge in sexy sex talk.