Have You Heard the News About Jessica Simpson’s Legs?

Jessica Simpson’s got legs, and she knows how to use them! Damn, right? Just look at those stems! They’re juttin’ out of her hips like two hinged K’Nex constructions sold in boxes labeled “JESSICA SIMPSON’S SEXY LEGS, AGES 18 AND UP” that have been matched to the color of her skin. She can bend them! She can keep them…

Jessica Simpson Wasn't Drunk on HSN, 'Slurring is Just Part of Her Personality' 

Last night Jessica Simpson tried to sell her clothing line on HSN and the results were, well, mixed. Many believed that Simpson was drunk, slurring her words and talking about her sister’s grey jeans. Nick Lachey reportedly said he was “embarrassed” for his ex-wife. According to an “insider”: “Nick says Jessica will…

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