In an interview with Access Hollywood on the Emmy Awards red carpet on Monday, 14-year-old Stranger Things actor Millie Bobby Brown proudly broadcasted that she is friends with 31-year-old rapper Drake and the two sometime text about boys.
There are two types of celebrities in this world, per the reporting I’m seeing this week: celebrities who spend at least $100,000 a month on deliveries from Postmates, and celebrities who don’t. After reading a story in Radar Online Monday morning, I figured Jessica Simpson was the latter. Radar Online? I didn’t place…
Kim Kardashian’s company is getting sued for $100 million by a man who claims the selfie queen has ripped off his idea for a light-up cell phone case. From TMZ:
I’m really hoping Jessica Simpson didn’t do any grocery shopping at Whole Foods in Connecticut, New Jersey or New York between June 27 and July 1, because a labeling mixup could easily lead to a kind of existential crisis she hasn’t experienced since 2003.
Within 10 seconds of hitting the stage on Monday’s episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Jessica Simpson announced that she has an IUD and that “nothing’s gonna get in that uterus.” Well hello to you, too. Welcome back, Jessica. I forgot how much I missed you.
In a profile for Vanity Fair’s August 2016 cover, writer Rich Cohen struggled to separate actress Margot Robbie from her existence as a sexual being, as many male writers have felt inclined to do about women forever. The feature on its own, which takes an odd tone and is not particularly well-written, was enough to…
Jessica Simpson’s got legs, and she knows how to use them! Damn, right? Just look at those stems! They’re juttin’ out of her hips like two hinged K’Nex constructions sold in boxes labeled “JESSICA SIMPSON’S SEXY LEGS, AGES 18 AND UP” that have been matched to the color of her skin. She can bend them! She can keep them…
Renting a car from Budget starts at only $17 for a weekend day! And yet I’m still scratching my head as to what the company spent on these new commercials advertising this sweet deal starring Jessica Simpson.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we return to the more exciting tabloids after taking a week off to read two unbearably boring interviews with Jennifer Aniston and Hillary Clinton.
Last night Jessica Simpson tried to sell her clothing line on HSN and the results were, well, mixed. Many believed that Simpson was drunk, slurring her words and talking about her sister’s grey jeans. Nick Lachey reportedly said he was “embarrassed” for his ex-wife. According to an “insider”: “Nick says Jessica will…
Jessica Simpson spent two hours selling out most of the items from her clothing line on HSN Thursday night, but she may not have gone to work sober. In the video above, Simpson slurs her words while discussing the sexiness of the color gray, and suggests that Ashlee Simpson Ross and her husband Evan share jeans.
Back in 2003, when the invasion of Iraq had just begun and NO ONE knew how the Harry Potter books would end, MTV bestowed a terrible gift upon a very desperate world. Newlyweds—one of the first reality shows to follow celebrities rather than normies—hit the airwaves, allowing us all a precious look inside pop stars …
Wow, time goes by really fast, doesn’t it? It was a decade ago that Jessica Simpson, American cultural icon, first launched her namesake clothing line, enabling us all to wear slightly platformed peep-toe pumps in varying shades of patent, and to stand tall among giants.
Ashlee Simpson announced the birth of her daughter, Jagger Snow Ross, in her first and only Instagram post. This is the font that she chose.
My sweet 5-year-old likes to run around naked wearing only a belt, which she ties so that it has a long piece dangling out in front, a piece which she calls her fake penis. She grabs it and shakes it and goes, “fake penis fake penis!” It’s a real gas. I’ve taken a picture of her doing this. I wouldn’t post it on the…
The real Jessica Simpson has been a Southern girl with her Levi’s on and an open heart for quite some time, but now she’s also the name behind a brand that makes $1 billion in annual sales. BuzzFeed reports that the billion-dollar figure is “more than the revenue at American Apparel, Bebe and Sotheby’s.”
Everybody and their moms is riding the Fifty Shades of Grey wave, including Jessica Simpson and her husband Eric Johnson. Simpson posted a few ~RaCy~ pix to her Instagram page over the weekend and tagged them as #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON as an ode to America's favorite S&M couple.
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where I scoot over to Mulberry Iconic Magazines and smile big and hold out my widdle hands and a kind man hands me four magazines, all featuring an identical advertisement for The Voice on the back cover. This week: Bruce Jenner might be going to prison; Bachelor Chris struggled with his…
Giada De Laurentiis did not cheat on her husband, says Giada De Laurentiis.
Earlier this month, fashion's fanciest gathered in Salzburg for the annual Chanel Métiers d'Art collection. The runway show, meant to showcase the brand's couture bona fides, was held in a palace, featured Alpine-inspired looks and models looped around a centerpiece laden with fruits and sweets. To launch the…
