Jessica Simpson Has Birthed a Baby Birdie
Jessica Simpson has been pregnant for what genuinely seems like 15 years and I’m sure for her feels like even longer.…
A Brief Tour of the New Year's Eve Programming on MTV as the New Millennial Dawned
On January 1, 1999, MTV’s Carson Daily rung in the new year by introducing Limp Bizkit, who proceeded to do a cover of…
Natalie Portman Apologizes for Jessica Simpson Bikini Comment
In an act of celebrity diplomacy, Natalie Portman has apologized for a comment she made earlier this week while doing…
Millie Bobby Brown Says Drake Texts Her Advice About Boys
In an interview with Access Hollywood on the Emmy Awards red carpet on Monday, 14-year-old Stranger Things actor Millie…
Does Jessica Simpson Spend $100,000 a Month on Postmates or Not?
There are two types of celebrities in this world, per the reporting I’m seeing this week: celebrities who spend at…
Kim Kardashian's Businesses Can't Stop Getting Sued
Kim Kardashian’s company is getting sued for $100 million by a man who claims the selfie queen has ripped off his idea…
Please Don't Tell Jessica Simpson That Whole Foods Sold Chicken That Was Actually Tuna
I’m really hoping Jessica Simpson didn’t do any grocery shopping at Whole Foods in Connecticut, New Jersey or New York…
Your Friend Jessica Simpson Is Wild
Within 10 seconds of hitting the stage on Monday’s episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show, Jessica Simpson announced that…
Who Are These Vanity Fair Cover Stories For?
In a profile for Vanity Fair’s August 2016 cover, writer Rich Cohen struggled to separate actress Margot Robbie from…
Have You Heard the News About Jessica Simpson’s Legs?
Jessica Simpson’s got legs, and she knows how to use them! Damn, right? Just look at those stems! They’re juttin’ out…
Somehow, Everyone Wins in These Terrible Jessica Simpson Ads for Budget Rental Cars
Renting a car from Budget starts at only $17 for a weekend day! And yet I’m still scratching my head as to what the…
This Week In Tabloids: Jessica Simpson's Husband Might Be Fucking the Nanny, Is Behind on This Trend
Welcome to Midweek Madness, where we return to the more exciting tabloids after taking a week off to read two…
Jessica Simpson Wasn't Drunk on HSN, 'Slurring is Just Part of Her Personality'
Last night Jessica Simpson tried to sell her clothing line on HSN and the results were, well, mixed. Many believed that…
A Lot of HSN Viewers Thought Jessica Simpson Was Drunkenly Selling Her Clothes Last Night
Jessica Simpson spent two hours selling out most of the items from her clothing line on HSN Thursday night, but she may…
Jessica Simpson Would 'Have a Panic Attack' If She Rewatched Newlyweds
Back in 2003, when the invasion of Iraq had just begun and NO ONE knew how the Harry Potter books would end, MTV…
Happy 10th Anniversary to Jessica Simpson's Fashion Line!
Wow, time goes by really fast, doesn’t it? It was a decade ago that Jessica Simpson, American cultural icon, first…
Ashlee Simpson Has Terrible Taste in Fonts
Ashlee Simpson announced the birth of her daughter, Jagger Snow Ross, in her first and only Instagram post. This is the…
Pictures of Children in Bathing Suits Are Not 'Sexy,' You are Gross
My sweet 5-year-old likes to run around naked wearing only a belt, which she ties so that it has a long piece dangling…
Jessica Simpson's Brand Has Nothin' But a [Billion Dollar] T-Shirt On
The real Jessica Simpson has been a Southern girl with her Levi’s on and an open heart for quite some time, but now…
Jessica Simpson and Her Husband Do Diet BDSM in Fifty Shades Shoot
Everybody and their moms is riding the Fifty Shades of Grey wave, including Jessica Simpson and her husband Eric…