'I Have to Be Horny,' Says Jenny Slate
There’s a new Jenny Slate profile, and it’s very horny—or at least it mentions the words “horny” and “horniness” a lot.…
Jenny Slate is the Muppet Babies' Nanny, But Why Has Skeeter Been Erased From this Narrative?
“I was... so excited... when they asked me to be Miss Nanny,” says Jenny Slate, with a convincing amount of enthusiasm,…
Kim Kardashian Was Very Pleased to Receive Stocks From Kanye West for Christmas
The first time I came across this story, I read it as “socks,” not “stocks,” and was extremely impressed, but what the…
JENNY SLATE AND CAPTAIN AMERICA ARE BACK TOGETHER !!@!@!!!!
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Jenny Slate and Chris Evans Engage in Online Flirtation, Fueling Rumors That the Two Are Back Together
Just DAYS after everyone’s favorite former couple Jenny Slate and Chris Evans were sighted out and about in Atlanta not…
Some Foolish Man Showed up to a Blind Date With Jenny Slate Wearing a 'Full Authentic Knight's Costume'
I can’t seem to muster a pang of pathos for the man who thought he could out-joust Jenny Slate in a catered battle of…
Charlie Sheen Sued for Allegedly Exposing Another Former Lover to HIV
Charlie Sheen is being sued for allegedly lying about his HIV positive status to a woman with whom he was having…
Jenny Slate Is a Funny and Flailing California Raisin in Landline Trailer
If you were a fan of the best abortion romcom of all time, Obvious Child, then you’re probably going to love writer and…
THIS IS NOT A HEADLINE THAT WILL MAKE PATTI LUPONE HAPPY
Patti LuPone’s new musical War Paint (about the feud between Elizabeth Arden and Helena Rubinstein) opens next month.…
Tamron Hall Left Today Because 'She Didn't Want to Settle for Sitting on the Sidelines'
Tamron Hall, the woman who was unceremoniously dumped from Today to be replaced by one Megyn Kelly, reportedly (and…
Jenny Slate, Nick Kroll, and Adam Scott Are in a Bizarre (Blind) Love Triangle in My Blind Brother
Jenny Slate gets reunited with her PubLIZity cohort Nick Kroll and Parks & Recreation co-star Adam Scott in Sophie…
Taylor Swift Has Finally Met Everyone In England
Just weeks after her whirlwind romance with Tom Hiddleston began on the shores of Rhode Island, Taylor Swift has…
Don’t Freak Out, But What If Marcel the Shell Is Pregnant With Captain America’s Baby?
Let me begin this by making it clear that this is a twice-daily column meant to give readers a rundown of gossip being…
Marcel the Shell Is Dating Captain America
This morning I rolled out of bed, shuffled to my computer, opened it up, directed my web browser to Us Weekly’s home…
Jenny Slate Searches for Validation
In today’s Tweet Beat, Jenny Slate looks for answers, Jourdan Dunn makes quite the discovery and Issa Rae makes the…
What Is Gap Doing? No, Seriously. We Have No Idea.
When I was a child, my dream in life (after becoming a ballerina and/or a pastry chef) was to be a Gap model. It was my…
Jenny Slate Reps Reproductive Rights In Acceptance Speech
Jenny Slate, star of last year's pitch-perfect abortion comedy Obvious Child, won the Best Actress in Comedy Award at…
Jenny Slate Singing 'Landslide' as Marcel the Shell Is Delightful
This one doesn't need much wind-up from me: it's Jenny Slate singing a tiny snatch of Fleetwood Mac's "Landslide" in…
Marcel the Shell Returns, This Time With Exciting Shrimp Facts
Marcel the Shell, the much beloved creation of husband-wife duo Dean Fleischer-Camp and Jenny Slate, is back with a…