Late Thursday night, Vanderpump Rules stars Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright announced to the world—via Instagram—that they will soon be walking down the aisle as husband and wife. “Omg omg!!!!!!!! We are ENGAGED,” Cartwright wrote alongside a photo of Taylor smiling behind her blurry, twinkling rock. “What a way to…
It is said that a kiss from a dementor is a sentence worse than death, the receiver becoming a “shell of a person” doomed to wander the mortal coil for the rest of its days—free from sadness, yes, but also barred from joy, from excitement, from contentment. Teach that shell of a person how to make bad spicy margaritas…
Jax Taylor, the square-jawed SUR bartender of Vanderpump Rules, says he was once “literally, legitimately scared” of his apolitical ex Stassi Schroeder..
As many of us suspected and feared, Bravo is doing a Vanderpump Rules spin-off with Jax Taylor and his girlfriend Brittany Cartwright, who doesn’t realize she’s trapped in a mental prison with a man who likes thick sweaters.
On the next season of Vanderpump Rules we will discover that Tom Sandavol and Tom Schwartz have finally run off together, Jax is now managing Pump, Stassi and Peter have rekindled their romance, and somehow it will all make sense.
In Monday night’s Season 5 premiere of Vanderpump Rules, we were provided with a desperately-needed update on the ever-evolving bodies, faces, and personal lives of our favorite SURvers. In this alternate West Hollywood universe, cradled gently within the candlelit confines of a Sexy Unique Restaurant, the 2016…
In today’s Tweet Beat, Ariana Grande is coming down with something, Abbi Jacobson wonders about My Best Friend’s Wedding, and the always exceptional looking Jax Taylor has some unsolicited grooming advice for women.
Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.
The greatest romance of our generation—that of Vanderpump Rules British DJ/busboy/Kristen punching bag James and the maybe sometimes escort/SUR hostess Lala—crashed and burned Monday night in a highly appropriate fashion.
Vanderpump Rules is back for a 4th season, thank god—do not tell me what happens, I have not had a chance to watch yet—but unfortunately, along with this perfect Bravo specimen comes toadlike sex villain Jax “I Never Banged Fucking Jax” Taylor, neck ever-widening, buttons ever-lowering.
In today’s Tweet Beat, DJ Ansolo gives some extremely important advice, Sarah Silverman is a gentleman, and Jax goes to Coachella and if Kara doesn’t find him her coworkers will be VERY upset.
In this week's Tweet Beat, Amy Schumer gets felt up by the Broad City girls, Ray J. responds to a feud, and everybody should drop everything and go meet up with Jax Taylor at Duke's Malibu.
We already know Jax Taylor used to be roomies with Channing Tatum before becoming a bartender at Sur / lifelong reality TV star. Good gig if you can get it. But in Monday night's episode, "Tears Over Miami," we got the skinny on Jax's seemingly homoerotic backstory in a very tabloidy storyline.
Fans of Jax Taylor of Vanderpump Rules fame will be pleased to learn that he is coming out with a line of men and women's sweaters. He also apparently has a dating book in the works, if you'd like to take advice from a man who got a woman's name tattooed on him after they broke up in an attempt to woo her.