As if Lindsay Lohan smacking a woman at a nightclub after a Justin Bieber concert over some dude from a band called The Wanted didn't already sound like a demented Canterbury Tale written in glitter pen ("Lindsay got drunker and drunker… and it turned Max [George] off"), there is now a whole new dimension of…

Adele Doesn’t Give a Fat Fuck What Karl Lagerfeld Thinks About Her Body

Luke Malone

2/09/12 9:00am

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First Karl Lagerfeld said she was "too fat" and then he came out and apologized, saying that his words were taken out of context and he too knew the sting of being vilified for your weight in the press. But Adele has come forward to say she couldn't give a fat fuck one way or the other because she's never aspired to…

Delusional Bachelor Jake Pavelka Gets Booted From Yet Another Reality Show

Whitney Jefferson

8/23/11 5:15pm

Finally, that storyline between Vienna, Kasey, and Jake Pavelka is over: after doing everything in his power to maintain his residency at the Bachelor Pad, the other contestants voted him out. That's not to say that Jake didn't put up a good fight — and he would know how to, considering this is his fourth reality…

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Teen Mom's Gary & Amber Split, He's Accused Of "Instigating" Domestic Violence

Margaret Hartmann

11/02/10 6:57pm

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Teen Mom star Amber Portwood's boyfriend Gary Shirley has been photographed hooking up with another woman at a club. Amber's dad confirms that they've broken up, adding that it's Gary's fault that Amber hit him on national television.

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Mel Gibson Confronts Paparazzo While Wearing Glasses, Fake Mustache

Margaret Hartmann

9/15/10 7:03pm

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While attempting to disguise himself by wearing a baseball cap, thick glasses, and a giant fake mustache in L.A. today, Mel Gibson approached a paparazzo sitting in a car and asked, "What's the matter? Got nothing better to do?"

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Wyclef's Presidential Run Comes To An End

Hortense Smith

8/21/10 10:30am

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Turns out that Wyclef Jean won't be running for President of Haiti after all; the county's electoral council has determined that he failed to meet the residency requirement of living in Haiti for five years prior to his run. [NYDN]

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Julia Roberts Says She Isn't Using Botox, Is A Practicing Hindu

Margaret Hartmann

8/04/10 7:07pm

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In the September issue of Elle, Julia Roberts says she refuses to get Botox because, "Your face tells a story and it shouldn't be a story about your drive to the doctor's office..."

Midweek Madness

This Week In Tabloids: The Bachelor Dated A Dude

Margaret Hartmann

6/30/10 4:00pm

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This week the tabs share lurid details from stars' sex lives: Joel cheats on Nicole with a "mystery blond," Kendra describes group sex with Hef, and Jake Pavelka has a penchant for hiding in dark closets...while praying.

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Katy And Russell Might Already Be Married; Lady Gaga Is "Terrified Of Babies"

Hortense Smith

6/26/10 10:30am

133

Rumors are swirling that Katy Perry and Russell Brand might already be married:

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Mel Gibson Accused Of Domestic Violence; Fergie Wants To Quit Black Eyed Peas

Margaret Hartmann

6/25/10 6:30pm

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Today Mel Gibson's camp put the word out that he's filed a restraining order against his ex Oksana Grigorieva. However, she actually got a restraining order against him first, claiming domestic violence. She explains, "He's playing dirty."

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Glee Cast Banned From Having Sex On Set; Bachelor Breaks Off Engagement

Margaret Hartmann

6/22/10 7:20pm

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In an interview with a British tabloid, Glee creator Ryan Murphy says he's OK with cast members dating each other, "But I have a rule: don't do it in your trailer! They've broken that rule on many occasions..."

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The Hills Are Alive Dead; Gaga's Videos Have 1 Billion Views

Dodai Stewart

3/25/10 9:00am

303

The upcoming season of The Hills — season 7 — will be the last.

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Johnny Depp Is A Terrible Dancer; Details About Sarah Palin's TV Show Start To Surface

Hortense Smith

3/06/10 10:30am

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Helena Bonham Carter says that despite all evidence to the contrary, Johnny Depp isn't great at everything: "He can't dance at all. In Alice he dances and it is hidden really well that he is terrible." [ShowbizSpy]

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