NEW YORK, NYâOn Wednesday, Ivana Trump, businesswoman, ex-wife of the president, and mother to his three most odious children, officially launched her campaign to fight adult obesity in the United States by way of a diet of pasta and cookies. The event was held at the headquarters of American excess itself, the OakâŚ
Health hath no fury like Ivana Trump.
Iâve been thinking about these two photos all day, in light of Brigitte Macronâs shocking revelation that Melania Trump is trapped and miserable. This is what Ivanaâs up to, in case you asked:
Ivana Trump, Donald Trumpâs first ex-wife, seems to have a muddled understanding of what it takes to make a baby. According to her, the only person in the above photo who is a parent is Vanessa and not Don Jr., her bloated, cheating-ass son!!
Melania Trump is pissed because Ivana Trump said some flippant dumb shit during a Good Morning America interview about how sheâs first lady because she was married to Donald first. Before we get into the meat of it, just think about this: Imagine beefing over a six-foot-two ham hock? Thatâs less of a rhetoricalâŚ
Ivana Trump, the first wife of President Donald Trump, announced today that she will publish a memoir. According to Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon and Schuster, Raising Trump is a book about âmotherhood, strength and resilience.â The book, which will include chapters on her childhood in Czechoslovakia and herâŚ
Donald Trump and his ex-wife Ivana have successfully fought an attempt by the New York Times and the Gannett newspaper chain to unseal the 26-year-old court records on their divorce, which Ivana filed in 1990 on the grounds of âcruel and inhuman treatmentâ (at the time, a lawyer elaborated to the Times that thisâŚ
In a strange, fascinating interview with the Daily Beastâs Olivia Nuzzi, former Trump spouse Marla Maples (along with her publicist, who is also, coincidentally, Kristen Douteâs publicist) shared a number of odd personal details about herselfâthat she is âvery intoâ eagles, for example, and that she goes to church onâŚ
Today, in quick succession, two important facts were revealed unto the world: that Florence Henderson, 81, has multiple âfriends with benefits,â and that Ivana Trump, 66, has âabout three boyfriends.â These women are getting it left and right, and I am 9/10ths thrilled for them and 1/10th so upset!
God help me, I actually enjoyed reading Ivana Trumpâs dishy, ridiculous, semi-autobiographical 1992 novel, For Love Alone. Except, of course, for the parts where I kept picturing Donald Trump in the throes of orgasm.
In 1995, presidential candidate and human equivalent of cargo pants that zip away into shorts Donald Trump appeared in a sexy advertisement for the sexiest food there is: Pizza Hutâs stuffed crust pizza.
Recently, the Daily Beastâciting Harry Hurt IIIâs Donald Trump biography Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trumpâunearthed a courtroom deposition by Ivana Trump, Trumpâs ex wife, describing a rape that occurred during the coupleâs marriage in the early nineties. Immediately prior to the release of Lost Tycoon âŚ
Donald Trump, GOP presidential candidate and fart-infused lump of raw meat, espouses all manner of opinions on rape, particularly regarding its supposed perpetrators. But he vehemently denies accusations that he sexually assaultedâperhaps rapedâhis now ex-wife, Ivana Trump.
