I’ve been thinking about these two photos all day, in light of Brigitte Macron’s shocking revelation that Melania Trump is trapped and miserable. This is what Ivana’s up to, in case you asked:
Ivana Trump, Donald Trump’s first ex-wife, seems to have a muddled understanding of what it takes to make a baby. According to her, the only person in the above photo who is a parent is Vanessa and not Don Jr., her bloated, cheating-ass son!!
Melania Trump is pissed because Ivana Trump said some flippant dumb shit during a Good Morning America interview about how she’s first lady because she was married to Donald first. Before we get into the meat of it, just think about this: Imagine beefing over a six-foot-two ham hock? That’s less of a rhetorical…
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Ivana Trump, the first wife of President Donald Trump, announced today that she will publish a memoir. According to Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon and Schuster, Raising Trump is a book about “motherhood, strength and resilience.” The book, which will include chapters on her childhood in Czechoslovakia and her…
Donald Trump and his ex-wife Ivana have successfully fought an attempt by the New York Times and the Gannett newspaper chain to unseal the 26-year-old court records on their divorce, which Ivana filed in 1990 on the grounds of “cruel and inhuman treatment” (at the time, a lawyer elaborated to the Times that this…
In a strange, fascinating interview with the Daily Beast’s Olivia Nuzzi, former Trump spouse Marla Maples (along with her publicist, who is also, coincidentally, Kristen Doute’s publicist) shared a number of odd personal details about herself—that she is “very into” eagles, for example, and that she goes to church on…
Today, in quick succession, two important facts were revealed unto the world: that Florence Henderson, 81, has multiple “friends with benefits,” and that Ivana Trump, 66, has “about three boyfriends.” These women are getting it left and right, and I am 9/10ths thrilled for them and 1/10th so upset!
God help me, I actually enjoyed reading Ivana Trump’s dishy, ridiculous, semi-autobiographical 1992 novel, For Love Alone. Except, of course, for the parts where I kept picturing Donald Trump in the throes of orgasm.
In 1995, presidential candidate and human equivalent of cargo pants that zip away into shorts Donald Trump appeared in a sexy advertisement for the sexiest food there is: Pizza Hut’s stuffed crust pizza.
Recently, the Daily Beast—citing Harry Hurt III’s Donald Trump biography Lost Tycoon: The Many Lives of Donald J. Trump—unearthed a courtroom deposition by Ivana Trump, Trump’s ex wife, describing a rape that occurred during the couple’s marriage in the early nineties. Immediately prior to the release of Lost Tycoon …
Donald Trump, GOP presidential candidate and fart-infused lump of raw meat, espouses all manner of opinions on rape, particularly regarding its supposed perpetrators. But he vehemently denies accusations that he sexually assaulted—perhaps raped—his now ex-wife, Ivana Trump.
[New York, December 9. Image via Splash.]
