Doritos to Launch a Softer Chip for Women, But What About for Those of Us Who Want to Chew on Glass?

Men consume chips with a vigor reserved for those who have never feared for their safety on an open-air bridge; who have never thought their right to vote could be revoked as a clerical error because they got too shouty in the SoHo Apple store; who don’t know what it feels like to scream at their skin until it absorbs…

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