The Inventory

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Bath Bombs Ruin the Point of Taking a Bath

5/15/19 11:10AM

We Ate Salad the Amy Klobuchar Way

Fellow Dirt Bags: Turns Out It's Okay If You Don't Wash Your Legs

Madeleine Davies

Do You Wash Your Legs?

Madeleine Davies

Bar Soap's for the Shower, Liquid's for the Sink, These Are the Rules on How Not to Stink

Madeleine Davies

Of Course You Should Pee in the Shower

10/13/14 2:50PM

Biting Your Nails Is Even More Disgusting Than You Thought

What Women Are Actually Doing in the Bathroom

How Often Do You Really Need to Shower?

1/28/14 11:50AM

Here's Proof That Not Washing Your Face Is Totally Disgusting

Erin Gloria Ryan

Victory Against Hygiene Achieved At 150th Gettysburg Re-Enactment

Hey, People -- Just Wash Your Fucking Hands, Okay?

Hospitals Hire Hand-Washing Coaches Because Staffers Are Fucking Gross

Like Children, Men Need to Be Told to Wash Their Filthy Hands

1/28/13 11:35AM

Odorless Underarmers Walk Among Us, Buy Deodorant Just to Fit In

1/17/13 10:00AM

An Open Letter to Men Who Spit All the Time: WTF Is Going on in Your Mouth?!

Brande Victorian

10/18/12 7:00PM

Unsurprisingly, Kids With Cavities Don't Do Well in School

All That Antibacterial Soap You're Using Is Gonna Stop Your Heart

You Don't Need Soap to Shower, Silly

Erin Gloria Ryan

Leaving The Toilet Open Causes Everyone Else To Get The Vomits

Erin Gloria Ryan

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