I enjoy taking a bath as much as the next person (like, what, once a year?), and I respect people’s right to bathe…

Last week, the New York Times reported that apparently very hungry Senator Amy Klobuchar reprimanded one of her…

Last September, I wrote a very stupid blog post based around a plot line on FXX’s You’re the Worst, in which Jimmy…

There’s an ongoing joke on season three of FXX’s You’re the Worst in which Jimmy (Chris Greere) is disgusted to…

Does the news that millennials are no longer using bar soap have you all worked up in a lather? Get over yourself,…

Years ago, a close friend of mine tried to shame me for peeing in the shower. Apparently my tinkling habits were a…

"Is Biting Your Nails Dangerous—Or Just Gross?" Time magazine asks. Turns out that the answer is both. It is…

It's an old cliché, but one that persists. Why do women take so long in the bathroom?

Showering is about three things: Hygiene, cultural acceptance, and personal preference. But this doesn't make any…

Confession, guys: unless I'm in the shower and I feel particularly grimy that day, I rarely wash my face. I figured…

One not-so-fun fact about the 150th reenactment of the Civil War battle at Gettysburg: The whole not being able to…

It seems silly that we’re about to have this conversation, but people really need to start washing their hands. …

Despite major advances in technology and innovation, infection spreads at modern-day hospitals like dysentery spread…

Germaphobes, you're going to need to exit the building. Gone? Great. Poop smear butthole gunk! Aha, I knew you were…

There exist among us, walking around as if they were also smelly animals, beings who do not produce any underarm…

I'd like to start out by thanking the man walking toward me on East 33rd between Fifth and Madison who spit at my…

According to a recent study from USC's Ostrow School of Dentistry, — also informally known as the Ostrow School for…

Let me just put this right up front, for all the die-hard disinfectors out there: REGULAR SOAP WILL DO. For almost…

During the winter, it's easy to find excuses to stay inside and avoid adult responsibilities. It's cold. There's…

You probably already knew that when you flush the toilet with the lid open, a great big cloud of bacteria shoots up…