Meghan Trainor and Daryl Sabara are wrong on so many different levels
A bath is great, but a bath with soap is even better
May we never hear about any other famous people's bathing habits again!
One-step skincare for people in their 30s who strive for good enough
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A year into the covid-19 pandemic has made those of us living with our significant others see just how bearable…
I enjoy taking a bath as much as the next person (like, what, once a year?), and I respect people’s right to bathe…
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Last week, the New York Times reported that apparently very hungry Senator Amy Klobuchar reprimanded one of her…
Last September, I wrote a very stupid blog post based around a plot line on FXX’s You’re the Worst, in which Jimmy…
There’s an ongoing joke on season three of FXX’s You’re the Worst in which Jimmy (Chris Greere) is disgusted to…
Does the news that millennials are no longer using bar soap have you all worked up in a lather? Get over yourself,…
Years ago, a close friend of mine tried to shame me for peeing in the shower. Apparently my tinkling habits were a…
"Is Biting Your Nails Dangerous—Or Just Gross?" Time magazine asks. Turns out that the answer is both. It is…
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It's an old cliché, but one that persists. Why do women take so long in the bathroom?
Showering is about three things: Hygiene, cultural acceptance, and personal preference. But this doesn't make any…
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Confession, guys: unless I'm in the shower and I feel particularly grimy that day, I rarely wash my face. I figured…
One not-so-fun fact about the 150th reenactment of the Civil War battle at Gettysburg: The whole not being able to…
Germaphobes, you're going to need to exit the building. Gone? Great. Poop smear butthole gunk! Aha, I knew you were…
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There exist among us, walking around as if they were also smelly animals, beings who do not produce any underarm…
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