The Inventory

A Supposedly Feminist Website

5/15/19

11:10 AM

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Bath Bombs Ruin the Point of Taking a Bath

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2/26/19

1:35 PM

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We Ate Salad the Amy Klobuchar Way

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3/31/17

1:45 PM

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Fellow Dirt Bags: Turns Out It's Okay If You Don't Wash Your Legs

Madeleine Davies

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9/23/16

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Do You Wash Your Legs?

Madeleine Davies

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8/26/16

2:50 PM

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Bar Soap's for the Shower, Liquid's for the Sink, These Are the Rules on How Not to Stink

Madeleine Davies

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10/13/14

2:50 PM

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Of Course You Should Pee in the Shower

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7/2/14

5:30 PM

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Biting Your Nails Is Even More Disgusting Than You Thought

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3/7/14

5:30 PM

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What Women Are Actually Doing in the Bathroom

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1/28/14

11:50 AM

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How Often Do You Really Need to Shower?

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9/19/13

5:30 PM

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Here's Proof That Not Washing Your Face Is Totally Disgusting

Erin Gloria Ryan

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7/6/13

5:30 PM

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Victory Against Hygiene Achieved At 150th Gettysburg Re-Enactment

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6/22/13

2:30 PM

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Hey, People -- Just Wash Your Fucking Hands, Okay?

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5/30/13

4:20 PM

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Hospitals Hire Hand-Washing Coaches Because Staffers Are Fucking Gross

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1/28/13

11:35 AM

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Like Children, Men Need to Be Told to Wash Their Filthy Hands

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1/17/13

10:00 AM

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Odorless Underarmers Walk Among Us, Buy Deodorant Just to Fit In

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10/18/12

7:00 PM

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An Open Letter to Men Who Spit All the Time: WTF Is Going on in Your Mouth?!

Brande Victorian

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8/16/12

9:45 AM

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Unsurprisingly, Kids With Cavities Don't Do Well in School

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8/14/12

4:40 PM

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All That Antibacterial Soap You're Using Is Gonna Stop Your Heart

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1/23/12

6:00 PM

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You Don't Need Soap to Shower, Silly

Erin Gloria Ryan

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1/3/12

5:00 PM

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Leaving The Toilet Open Causes Everyone Else To Get The Vomits

Erin Gloria Ryan

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