Quick question for those of you out there who are in the stages of planning your wedding: Do you ever feel like you’ve got too much time on your hands, or like you’re not spending enough money, or you’re hoping for another item on your checklist? Fear not, you rare birds: There’s a new Thing in town and it’s a -moon.
Just about half of you had sex every single day — many of you more than once — on your honeymoon. Go on and get it, you horny goats! Proud of u.
Welcome to Pop The Question, a weekly space to dissect every aspect of wedding madness. Each Tuesday, we’ll ask a question (sometimes there might even be a poll!), you’ll share answers and stories, and then we’ll bring you the best of the bunch on Thursdays. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll fly into a total rage over…
The good news is that, basically, you all pooped your pants on your honeymoons! The bad news is that you all pooped your pants on your honeymoons.
A friend recently told me about his honeymoon, which he described as utter basura. You see, he and his newlywedded wife stayed at a B&B—and things got awkward. If you've ever stayed in a B&B, you probably know exactly what that means: They can be so lovely, but they tend not to be the most, well, private places you…
How would you like to go on a two-week vacation with a complete stranger? It's not free, and you don't have any say on the destination or the accommodations. But you do get to provide comfort to a broken-hearted dude on his would-be honeymoon, you lucky duck.
If the back-to-back time slots of Say Yes to the Dress and Say Yes to the Dress: Atlanta have taught us anything, it's that wedding planning in the United States is a distinctly regional affair. So what are weddings like in your part of the country?
So, just to recap: The marriage is rumored to be a "secret" deal just to produce an heir, Prince Albert is facing a separate paternity test, and he and Charlene spent a night in different hotels during their "honeymoon." Sounds like a fairytale.
Well, I'm back from my trip to Hawaii and Australia's Hamilton Island. What I experienced: wedded bliss, lots of rainbows, stunning sunsets, multiple sightings of beautiful fish (Nemo!) and birds, the two most comfortable beds I've ever slept in, and now, after 1 day back, a baad case of jet lag and a pair of…