If you are lost in the Scottish highlands, adorable, and your dad has a cell phone and/or a wand, there is an even chance that you may be rescued by the Hogwarts train. UK media is reporting that Mr. and Mrs. Jon and Helen Cluett and their four children, ranging from ages six to 12, were faced with the prospect of…
Did you spend years of your childhood yearning for your invite to Hogwarts? Well, Tilda Swinton will have you know that in fact you didn’t miss much, because boarding schools are nowhere you want to be.
On Halloween, Harry Potter’s cutest villain will return with all things pink, feline and evil in her hands. Author J.K. Rowling is releasing a new story surrounding Dolores Umbridge, the teacher who made Harry write ‘I must not tell lies’ with a pen that simultaneously scratched the words into his own hand. Yeesh.
Okay, not exactly. But some lady in Tennessee allegedly broke into her neighbor's house and stole a bunch of weird shit, including a bath mat, tampons, and all the underpants. Strangely, she failed to steal a laptop, jewelry, or pretty much anything else that is actually worth money.
Only a couple more weeks, and the Harry Potter series will have ended entirely in a winner-takes-all magical war. But for now, take in the very last new collection of Potter clips you'll ever see.