It’s a Mirren-cle: We’re getting another royal costume drama starring premiere queen impersonator, Helen Mirren!

Helen Mirren claims she experienced a very specific affront from men, with great regularity, in her 20s, but that she wouldn’t classify what she went through as “harassment in Hollywood” (but only because she wasn’t in Hollywood yet).

The Winchester Mystery House, as it’s known, is a sprawling Victorian mansion that stretches over six acres in San Jose, California, though its size is far from its most interesting characteristic. It’s full of staircases that lead to nowhere, doors that open to precipitous drops, and windows that peer into other…

Yes! Here is the first teaser trailer for Winchester, Helen Mirren’s “haunted house drama” based on the very real Winchester Mystery House. It looks quite spooky, as befits its real estate source material, which is basically a big beautiful pile of creepy features like stairways to nowhere.

Here is some proof that women needn’t necessarily pack themselves with mothballs after the age of 35: Dame Helen Mirren and Jane Fonda, 72 and 79 respectively, totally murdered Paris Fashion Week walking for L’Oréal Paris on Sunday.

It’s that wonderful time of year when commencement speeches from celebrities are circulating on the Internet, full of weird chestnuts that give you a glimpse into their journey. Helen Mirren’s speech at Tulane University on Saturday brought up her own evolution as a feminist and also includes dick jokes.

In an inspired piece of casting, Helen Mirren—the Hollywood celebrity with whom I would be most interested in robbing a bank—will be appearing in Fast 8, the latest “Fast and Furious” movie. However, reports indicate she doesn’t get to drive. What the fuck?

Helen Mirren has made your dreams come true, by confirming that she’ll appear in Fast 8, the next installment in the Fast and the Furious franchise. Sometimes nice things do happen!

As the Oscars D-word debate rages, Hollywood’s biggest stars are being forced to be enlightening. The latest takes come from Helen Mirren, who says this year’s Academy nominations “just so happened to be that way,” and Ethan Hawke, who supports an Oscars boycott.

In an interview with Alan Cumming, Helen Mirren announced that she would retire her revered breasts from appearing nude onscreen. “That’s the good thing about getting older,” she told Cumming. “You don’t have to do that sort of thing anymore. My pleasure pillows are purely for my husband now.” Mirren added that she…

Role model Helen Mirren wishes that she could tell people to “fuck off” more often than she does. Mirren was at Badgley Mischka’s Fashion Week show when she shared her thoughts on her favorite phrase:

Hello? You there? Please don’t put your arm around Dame Helen Mirren. I don’t care if you’re her friend or if you two have been “intimate” - just don’t do it! Why? Because Mirren recently spoke with Daily Mail’s You Magazine about how much it irritates the hell out of her.

Sam Elliott’s voice is very distinct in a way that you don’t know whether he’s going to read you a bedtime story or explain exactly why he’s about to execute you at point-blank range. That’s why the veteran actor and star of the upcoming Grandma is the perfect person to do a spoken word rendition of Taylor Swift’s…

Last fall, our sweet angel Helen Mirren became the beauty ambassador of L’Oréal U.K., but someone called foul in regards to Mirren’s appearance on one of her ads for the cosmetic company. A complaint was filed with the U.K.’s Advertising Standards Authority, claiming Mirren’s gorgeous mug was due to airbrushing and…

Channing Tatum answered a good old-fashioned Reddit AMA and his answers were highly entertaining, as you might expect. “Chan here,” he begins and proceeds to keep it real while answering some of the weirdest questions. Example: a fan asked who his favorite Care Bear was and said he liked the Care Bear Cousins the…

Light Monday, huh? In December, the Senate intelligence released a report on CIA torture practices. If you didn’t dig into the horrible details then, John Oliver’s Last Week Tonight has kindly gotten Helen Mirren to voice them, because he knows “no one wants to read this or talk about what’s in it.”

Dame Helen Mirren, subway-riding fashion icon and goddess among us mere mortals, is now just one letter away from becoming an EGOT, aka a winner of an Emmy, Grammy, Oscar and a Tony, according to Variety. The 69-year-old actress has just received a Tony Award for her role in The Audience.

Taking a break from harassing the three billy goats gruff, Fox News’ Chris Wallace has emerged from under his bridge to apologize to Kelly Clarkson for making rude comments about her weight.