Did you know that there are hedgehogs in London? Well—for now.
You’ll be relieved to hear that England is getting back to the business of being England: The town of Ipswich is currently seeking a “Hedgehog Officer” to be their “face of hedgehog conservation.”
A conservative Member of Parliament wants the United Kingdom to embrace the hedgehog as its national animal. Just—don’t embrace it too hard, because you’ll end up getting stuck.
Very important news update: Thanks to the Internet, hedgehogs are officially on the verge of mainstream American popularity. We did it, Internet! Let's celebrate by spending an hour watching YouTube videos of hedgehogs.
All ye pet owners searching for that offbeat pet to help you prove to strangers that you aren't some cat or dog yuppie piece of human garbage but a unique individual with FEELS and THOUGHTS — the hedgehog is officially mainstream. That's not a terrible thing, considering that hedgehogs are super cute, relatively easy…
Kayak, you are definitely the little hedgehog who could!
He came in like a wrecking ball — the cutest wrecking ball ever.
Look at those two, they're going to be best friends forever! Well, until one of them kills the other one. Which might be already. Until then, BFFS 4 LYFE.
If you're of a paranoid disposition, you're probably warning yourself right now that this article runs the risk of discussing something gruesome, such as sausage made of puppies. "Oh my god," you might be thinking, "is that what they do with the Puppy Bowl puppies after the Puppy Bowl? They turn them into sausage?"…
The difference between a hedgehog and a porcupine is that porcupines have no moral courage. And they are imaginary.
The life of a baby hedgehog isn't easy, you know. Sometimes you have to walk over here and sometimes you have to walk over there. Sometimes you have to cuddle up with your adorable brothers and sisters. Let's give this kid a break for being a little on the sleepy side.
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Baby hedgehogs arrive early in Britain due to warm weather. Awww. • Moms-to-be with gum disease have a higher chance of suffering from preeclampsia, premature births. • Two-year olds likely to have smaller vocabularies if dad is depressed. • Duh: kids in stable post-divorce families have less negative long-term…