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Remember when things were fun? I sort of can if I push all my anxieties way down and try to pretend like reality is…

Poor Robo-Rubio got fed the wrong algorithm at tonight’s umpteenth GOP debate tonight—one that can only be described…

The winner of tonight’s GOP debate is Hillary Clinton.

21,000, 400, 350, 50, 9, 4, 2, 0. These are all important numbers you need to know for tonight’s GOP debate.

At 8:30 AM outside of Londonderry High School in New Hampshire, a man in a “Marco Roboto” suit entered into a brief…

Are you ready to pass out in a puddle of your own tear-vomit cocktail? Good! Because live from Des Moines, it’s the…

During Thursday evening’s Republican debate, Ted Cruz doubled-down on his condemnation of Play-Doh factory explosion…

Carly Fiorina will appear on The View on Friday for an interview in which everyone’s faces will crack to reveal…

Can something be both a seven-story dumpster fire and more dull than watching a football field’s worth of paint dry…

Like many, Hillary Clinton live-tweeted tonight’s frightening Republican debate. Among her tweets were responses to…

Bag of toxic sludge Donald Trump is not pleased with the rules for the next Republican debate, and so he might boycot…

Shade Court is in session and I hope everyone is feeling good and woke up this morning with the spirit of justice…

For every elected official who carefully educates themselves on the facts and research prior to making an informed…

There is plenty to be disturbed about in the answers provided by the smoldering pieces of Brooks Brothers factory…

After what felt like the amount of time it would take a three-legged turtle to complete a marathon, the second 2015…

Dear god, we’re one debate down and I can feel the endorphins draining from my body.

Hello, Kara Brown here, reporting very live from Simi Valley, California—more specifically the Ronald Reagan…

Savannah Guthrie had Donald Trump call in to Today this morning, discussing whether his much-maligned comments about…

Just in case you missed them, last night, the Republican candidates for President blazed onstage in Arizona, for…