If you’re in the path of that bich Florence please STAY SAFE!

As racists across the country melt down over Nike’s new Colin Kaepernick ad celebrating his activism, one Republican county official has resigned over Facebook posts that called black football players who protest police brutality “baboons” and “ignorant blacks.”

In a recent interview with Politico’s Women Rule podcast, Lea Márquez-Peterson, a Republican primary candidate for Arizona’s 2nd Congressional District, said that when it comes to Donald Trump, “I kind of separate the man from the policy.”

Republicans are deploying a familiar strategy ahead of the midterms: dispatching Ivanka Trump to the suburbs, where many similarly polite racists live.

On Monday, the Capital Gazette reported that for months, the Republican National Committee’s website listed the wrong Twitter handle for the Maryland state Party—sending people instead to an account for the website Sexy Car Babes.

Let me get this out of the way: Elon Musk is the fucking worst. Not least of all because he single-handedly murdered my love of Grimes.

I, like Trump, am very bad at handling the things I’m responsible for.

Donald Trump winning the 2016 was such a complete delight for billionaire and Republican mega-donor Rebekah Mercer that, according to the New Yorker, she has devised a really batshit role-playing board game called “The Machine Learning President” to help re-live the thrill and excitement of it all.

Yesterday, in honor and celebration of pieces of ass and things we presumably do, the GOP give itself a pat on the back by clarifying on social media that Trump has appointed a ton of women, actually. In September 2017, the Guardian estimated that only 20% of nominations for top jobs have gone to women, putting Trump…

A new ad from the Republican National Congressional Committee warns of a “civil war” in the Democratic Party, something that Republicans could never understand.

Wisconsin Republican senate candidate Leah Vukmir, a woman who has perhaps never been a teenager, once wrote that the deadly Columbine High School shooting in 1999 happened because teens these days are too coddled by the “self-esteem movement.”

Congratulations once again to Republicans for being the political party of choice for white supremacists, neo-Nazis, and Holocaust deniers: In March, Republicans are likely sending a man who calls the Holocaust “an international extortion racket” to the election for Illinois’s 3rd Congressional District seat.

But it was a good day for this guy and his shirts!

Other poll: 100 percent of Ellie Shechet’s body feels stressed.

Thus far, a grand total of one Republican in the House of Representatives has called for the resignation of Rep. Blake Farenthold, who was sued in 2014 by his former communications director for gender discrimination, sexual harassment and creating a hostile work environment—and was recently reported to have settled…

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

While we can reliably find some levity in Donald Trump’s boundless ability to mimic a spray-tanned ball sac, the past couple of weeks have been truly scary. The commander-in-chief put a man who has called the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau “a joke” in charge of the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. This…

Welcome to Barf Bag, a daily politics roundup to help you sort through the chaotic Trumpian news cycle.

Senate Republicans, meanwhile, have bravely asserted their outrage.

Personally, I will not allow the barf in this bag to ruin my nice day, and neither should you.