Winter is coming...and after that, it's spring, and time for Game of Thrones season 5 — along with a series of wines themed from Westeros and beyond.
From 3D Food Printers to Nutella Cronut Holes to Magic Taiwanese Mushrooms to Game of Thrones beer, Kitchenette has you covered with Food in Brief.
Today, for the first time on Foods That Should Not Exist, we saddle up our Dothraki steeds and take a trip to Westerosi Flavortown. While imaginary foods are a new frontier for Kitchenette, we feel the egregious food crimes from every one of the Seven Kingdoms* are just too much to bear.
It was only a matter of time before some enterprising soul decided to combine House of Cards and Game of Thrones into one parody. I'm just shocked that the minds behind the merger belong to Quiznos. As Frank would say, that makes about as much sense as a duck walkin' on its wings and callin' itself Gertrude. Or…