Here’s an Enjoyable Supercut of Trump Repeatedly Plowing Through Fox & Friends’ Questions

On Thursday morning, Fox & Friends viewers (whomst?) were treated to almost 30 minutes of Donald Trump nearly-uninterruptedly monologuing, in an aural wall of heated, sodium-and-conspiracy-fueled rasp. During the interview—which was barely that—Fox & Friends hosts were able to interject with broad questions only if…

Bill O'Reilly on Maxine Waters: 'I Didn't Hear a Word She Said, I Was Looking at the James Brown Wig'

During an appearance on Fox and Friends this morning, professional cliché and loofah enthusiast Bill O’Reilly shared some surely necessary and not-at-all-racist insights on a speech Representative Maxine Waters (D-CA) gave Monday on the House floor. While addressing the House, Waters spoke about resistance and…

'Security Moms' on Fox News: We Shouldn't Talk About Russia Because 'Families' Don't Care  

Fox News, the channel playing in a marble-and-gold bathroom while the president enjoys a six-hour bowel movement, has an interesting challenge ahead of them: how do they cover reports of the Trump campaign’s contacts with Russia? How do they pretend like it doesn’t matter? Enter The Security Moms, who care very much…

Fox News Is Thoroughly Convinced There's Something Medically Wrong with Hillary Clinton 

In the span of a few weeks, rumors about Hillary Clinton’s supposedly failing health have wormed their way from conspiracy websites into a Donald Trump speech. At a campaign rally in Ohio yesterday, Trump questioned Clinton’s “judgment, stability, and temperament,” adding that she “lacks the mental and physical…

Donald Trump Would Never Call Someone a Pussy, He Says, Just After Calling Ted Cruz a Pussy

Donald Trump, a cartoon representation of Irritable Bowel Syndrome in a pharmaceutical ad, finally went ahead and called Ted Cruz a pussy from the stage last night, after a supporter in the crowd did it first. “It’s like a retweet,” he explained to the celebratory helium balloon hosts of “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday…

Your Next President Donald Trump Is Being Denied His God-Given Secret Service Security Detail 

The Department of Homeland Security has not yet assigned a Secret Service security detail to your next president and ruler for life, Donald Trump. Big mistake. Yooge. Because Trump will complain about it for several weeks to anyone in earshot before submitting the request in writing he actually needs to submit to get…

Dumb Fox News Bashes Hillary's Playlist, Is Bad at Music Criticism

Fox & Friends, deeply unfunny despite its best efforts, recently proved its propensity for selective truth extends to music criticism, as Elisabeth Hasselbeck chose one verse from an American Authors song—”I’m a little bit jealous/ I’m a little bit slow/ I’m a little bit hurtful/ and I don’t wanna let it go”—and used…

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