Aug 1 2019
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Ashley Wagner, retired figure skater and two-time Olympic medalist, has written an op-ed for USA Today detailing her…
Mar 21 2019
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In an allegedly true tale that recalls the Tonya Harding-Nancy Kerrigan attack during the 1994 Olympic trials 25…
Feb 23 2018
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It is truly insane that the Olympics are somehow still raging on with vim and vigor, much like my enthusiasm for…
Feb 21 2018
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My dedication to figure skating, the costumes, and the pageantry of it all led me to watch the livestream of the…
Feb 20 2018
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Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir—a.k.a. the sexy Canadian figure skaters who had to tone down the hotness of their free…
Feb 20 2018
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Many days of ice skating have occurred; I have watched almost all of them and feel fairly confident that I could…
Feb 18 2018
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Adam Rippon, the only bright light in a dark world, has broken my heart. Though it was reported earlier today that…
Feb 18 2018
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NBC couldn’t even wait four more years to offer figure skater Adam Rippon the Olympic commenter’s post for which he…
Feb 14 2018
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After a brief break from ice fucking and defying the laws of physics and such, figure skating, the marquee sport of…
Feb 12 2018
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If the hands are a basic tool for expressing emotion, a set of acrylic nails is kind of like a cordless lithium-ion…
Feb 11 2018
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The extent of my understanding of competitive skating comes from the Fox Family channel film Ice Angel, in which a…
Feb 11 2018
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HOLY SHIT, DID YOU JUST SEE THAT???
Feb 11 2018
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The main point I took from last night’s figure skating (aside from that my shriveled husk of a body will wither from…
Feb 9 2018
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Ice dancing, a sport known for the grace and agility of humans who can glide across an ice rink on a very thin…
Jan 11 2018
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For one, Nancy Kerrigan is not thinking about 1994. Second, she’s too busy to be thinking about 1994.
Mar 22 2016
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On this day in 1997, 14-year-old Tara Lipinski became the youngest-ever winner of the World Figure Skating…
Feb 22 2014
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Another Olympic figure skating competition has ended and the main controversy seems to be trying to figure…
Feb 21 2014
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On Thursday's Tonight Show, Will Ferrell came out dressed in a spandex tuxedo, top hat and white gloves. That…
Feb 21 2014
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I'm no figure skating expert. I'm just a fan who wanted to write a fist-pumping post celebrating Adelina Sotnikova,…
Feb 20 2014
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During the Olympic figure skating short program competition last night, 15-year-old prodigy and pride of Russia…