
Ashley Wagner, retired figure skater and two-time Olympic medalist, has written an op-ed for USA Today detailing her…
In an allegedly true tale that recalls the Tonya Harding-Nancy Kerrigan attack during the 1994 Olympic trials 25…
It is truly insane that the Olympics are somehow still raging on with vim and vigor, much like my enthusiasm for…
Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir—a.k.a. the sexy Canadian figure skaters who had to tone down the hotness of their free…
Adam Rippon, the only bright light in a dark world, has broken my heart. Though it was reported earlier today that…
NBC couldn’t even wait four more years to offer figure skater Adam Rippon the Olympic commenter’s post for which he…
After a brief break from ice fucking and defying the laws of physics and such, figure skating, the marquee sport of…
If the hands are a basic tool for expressing emotion, a set of acrylic nails is kind of like a cordless lithium-ion…
The extent of my understanding of competitive skating comes from the Fox Family channel film Ice Angel, in which a…
HOLY SHIT, DID YOU JUST SEE THAT???

The main point I took from last night’s figure skating (aside from that my shriveled husk of a body will wither from…

Ice dancing, a sport known for the grace and agility of humans who can glide across an ice rink on a very thin…
For one, Nancy Kerrigan is not thinking about 1994. Second, she’s too busy to be thinking about 1994.
On this day in 1997, 14-year-old Tara Lipinski became the youngest-ever winner of the World Figure Skating…
Another Olympic figure skating competition has ended and the main controversy seems to be trying to figure…


