When I think of Subway, my fast food restaurant of choice, here’s what I imagine: Yoga mat bread, Jared Fogle, and the…
The Sausage & Egg McMuffin is the best thing that God has invented so far, and eating one is better than having an…
Uh oh. It seems our our blessed Church of Chipotle has gone astray and lost itself in the mire of legal entanglements.…
Chick-fil-A, the homophobic purveyor of chicken sandwiches, is opening its first location in New York City at the…
A poor, innocent Taco Bell restaurant was found to be doubling as a meth lab in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Two men, who were…
This is the sound of a delightful, hard-working employee who just doesn't give a fuck.
McDonalds is in a bit of a pickle. It seems that people aren't trying to get their Big Mac on quite like they used to.…
Stop buying breakfast tables because they're nothing more than a giant junk-mail bucket because nobody ever eats…
Due to overwhelming demand (and my own natural curiosity) I finally broke down and tried a product that's made a lot of…
America's favorite wage-thieving nightmare clown is getting a sartorial makeover, abandoning his traditional…
One of them, unsurprisingly, is via Carl's Jr.—the Western X-tra Bacon Thickburger. The point is shoved home via a fake…
Happy Valentine's Day! Scrambling to make last-minute plans because you forgot it was Valentine's Day until you read…
Vegetarians all over these United States have turned out by the metaphorical wagonload to take a stand and sign a…
Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson recently found himself suspended from filming the massively popular reality show for…
Tragedy. McDonald's is stuck with 10 million pounds of delicious, weird, kind of chemically-tasting "Mighty Wings"…
Real talk: Cinnabon, that foodcourt-born purveyor of tire-sized cinnamon rolls drizzled with semen milked piping hot…
In an effort to suit "contemporary tastes," McDonald's has announced that it's adding fruits and vegetables to its…
Taco Bell, we need to talk.
Giving new meaning to the Happy Meal (HAR), a 58-year-old New Mexico man was arrested last week after he paid a sex…
Gooooooooo America! Some countries might be all, "Pooh pooh, I dew nut allow my cheezbeurgueur quotient to rise abeuve…
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