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Welcome to In Poor Taste, a column about decadent food trends delivered with the intellectual curiosity of a…
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Welcome to In Poor Taste, a column about decadent food trends delivered with the intellectual curiosity of a…
Aug 28 2019
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Maybe Joni Mitchell was right when she sang that you don’t know what you’ve got ‘til it’s gone, but I didn’t know…
Jan 15 2019
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The Clemson Tigers, college football champions, visited the White House on Monday evening as a reward for doing a…
Sep 10 2018
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When I think of Subway, my fast food restaurant of choice, here’s what I imagine: Yoga mat bread, Jared Fogle, and…
Mar 15 2016
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The Sausage & Egg McMuffin is the best thing that God has invented so far, and eating one is better than having an…
Jan 10 2016
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Uh oh. It seems our our blessed Church of Chipotle has gone astray and lost itself in the mire of legal…
Sep 30 2015
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Chick-fil-A, the homophobic purveyor of chicken sandwiches, is opening its first location in New York City at the…
Aug 5 2015
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A poor, innocent Taco Bell restaurant was found to be doubling as a meth lab in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Two men, who…
Dec 7 2014
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This is the sound of a delightful, hard-working employee who just doesn't give a fuck.
Oct 28 2014
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McDonalds is in a bit of a pickle. It seems that people aren't trying to get their Big Mac on quite like they used…
Sep 22 2014
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Stop buying breakfast tables because they're nothing more than a giant junk-mail bucket because nobody ever eats…
May 15 2014
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Due to overwhelming demand (and my own natural curiosity) I finally broke down and tried a product that's made a lot…
Apr 24 2014
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America's favorite wage-thieving nightmare clown is getting a sartorial makeover, abandoning his traditional…
Mar 28 2014
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One of them, unsurprisingly, is via Carl's Jr.—the Western X-tra Bacon Thickburger. The point is shoved home via a…
Feb 14 2014
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Happy Valentine's Day! Scrambling to make last-minute plans because you forgot it was Valentine's Day until you read…
Feb 2 2014
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Vegetarians all over these United States have turned out by the metaphorical wagonload to take a stand and sign a…
Dec 27 2013
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Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson recently found himself suspended from filming the massively popular reality show…
Dec 23 2013
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Tragedy. McDonald's is stuck with 10 million pounds of delicious, weird, kind of chemically-tasting "Mighty Wings"…
Sep 28 2013
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Real talk: Cinnabon, that foodcourt-born purveyor of tire-sized cinnamon rolls drizzled with semen milked piping hot…