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Melania Could Have Made Salads

Katie McDonough

Subway Is Ending The $5 Footlong And Maybe Introducing Paninis?

Don't Eat McMuffins After 3 P.M.

Joanna Rothkopf

3/15/16 10:45AM

Chipotle Sued for Concealing 'Faulty' Quality Controls From Investors

Rachel Vorona Cote

Chick-fil-A Will Give 100 Humiliated New Yorkers Free Food for a Year

Joanna Rothkopf

There Was a Secret Meth Operation Underway At a Taco Bell

8/05/15 11:40AM

Wendy's Employee Is the Sassiest Drive-Thru Operator in New Jersey

12/07/14 6:45PM

Haters, Gather 'Round: Let's All Hate On the New McDonald's Tagline

10/28/14 5:15PM

Nobody's Eating Breakfast at Home Anymore

Kelly Faircloth

I Tried the Subway Flatizza. It Was Everything You'd Expect and More.

Rebecca "Burt" Rose

Ronald McDonald Gets a Normcore Makeover

New Ads Stress That Thick, Juicy Burgers Are Definitely Not for Ladies

Mark Copyranter

Florida McDonald's Taking Reservations for Valentine's Day Dinner

Rebecca "Burt" Rose

2/14/14 11:10AM

People Petition McDonald’s to Ruin Vegetables Just Like It Ruined Beef

Idjits Support Bearded Reality TV Homophobe With 'Chick Phil A' Day

Erin Gloria Ryan

12/27/13 7:15PM

RIP Mighty Wings: A Look Back at the Greatest Fast Food Failures

Rebecca "Burt" Rose

12/23/13 12:00PM

The President of Cinnabon Is an Unapologetic ‘Gut Bomb’ Purveyor

McDonald's to Offer Hip and Trendy Side Salads With Value Meals

Tracie Egan Morrissey

9/27/13 10:00AM

Taco Bell's Waffle Taco Is A Goddamn Abomination

Erin Gloria Ryan

Apparently People Are Exchanging Sex for McDonald's?

4/16/13 10:30PM

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